"ALIENS MAN"

so anyone been keeping up with this massive uptick in UFO Sightings this week?

i joked that the aliens were due for the 4th of july so we can re-enact independence day... apparently they were not joking?

ive seen probably four different videos from four different places in the world that show these clusters of lights that fly off in different directions. could be military, but so far nobody knows.

It’s grandiose to think we’re alone in the universe.

I don’t know whether or not they’re here.

If they do show up, hopefully it’s death by snu snu.

The idea that humans are the smartest thing in the universe is an incredibly sad thought. If anything they avoid "earth" on purpose.

we are completely HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE. still arguing about melatonin in 2020...

Oh, they're here.

Makes sense. I was wondering what kind of creature could actually think Jimmy Kimmel was funny. Though, if I were an alien, I wouldn't choose a Kathy Griffin look, but I guess it does fit in with the "unfunny" theme.

honestly, if there ever was a time for aliens to come, its now.

distract us from all of this ***, so we stop hating each other long enough to forget why we hated each other in the first place. maybe we really are just a petri dish experiment, and they're at the point where its time to intervene or cancel the experiment altogether lol.