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 Phoenix.Dabackpack
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By Phoenix.Dabackpack 2019-02-18 07:41:47
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Hello, everyone! Thank you for visiting the Phoenix Travel Agency™! We have a number of exciting and affordable excursions that allow you to see everything that Phoenix has to offer!

Base plan: $18.00 USD. Gives you everything you need to move to Phoenix! Start from here and gain access to the following exclusive premium packages!

The "Linkshell Speed-dating" package: $10.00 USD. Sit back and relax while one of our knowledgeable local representatives (Ed.: It's me!) fits you with the very best linkshells Phoenix has to offer! Choose from casual, social, Aeonic farming, mercenary, vanity, and plenty other options to find the groups that best suit you!

The "Evening in Nirvana" package: $15.00 USD. Worried about not being able to Summoner burn that pesky Warder of Courage? Have no fear! With this package, we'll bring THEM to YOU! That's right, our local curators (Ed.: It's me again!) will hand-pick the best Summoners Phoenix has to offer to get you that Aeonic clear that's holding you back!

※ Bring your own Nirvana for a $3.00 discount! Wow!

The "Mystery History" package: $7.00 USD. Phoenix has a rich cultural history that is just waiting for you to discover it! Years of drama and *** have created a legacy of shouts, memes, and GM interventions! Want to learn about the guy who took hundreds of millions of his linkshell's bank and fled the server with his underaged girlfriend? The story about Urteil's Duplus grip? The OTHER story about Urteil's Duplus grip? Sit down and let us spin fantastical tales of cowardice and courage (but mostly cowardice).

The "Cool Mule" package: $3.00 USD. What good would a trip be without shopping? We're here to help you find the cheapest, highest-quality mule bazaars on the server so you are at no risk of paying way too much money for your desires! Looking for a food mule in Mhaura? A sphere mule in Port Jeuno? A Savory Shank mule in Behemoth's Dominion? No problem! We're here to help!

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Reply to this thread for any questions or offers. If you have a specific excursion planned, we can accommodate! Let's talk!

Looking forward to doing business with you!

Curry and sushi,
Phoenix.Dabackpack
CEO, President, Chief Goldsmithing ***, and Head Cheerleader of Phoenix Travel Agency™ LLC

Travel advisory: Due to the rising threat of ebola and other deadly airborne contagions, we are currently unable to accept visitors from the following locations: Asura
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By DaneBlood 2019-02-18 08:05:08
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Travel advisory: Due to the rising threat of ebola and other deadly airborne contagions, we are currently unable to accept visitors from the following locations: Asura

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By Asura.Furyaan 2019-02-18 08:13:21
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Phoenix.Dabackpack said: »
Travel advisory: Due to the rising threat of ebola and other deadly airborne contagions, we are currently unable to accept visitors from the following locations: Asura

Donate just 1 million a gil a month to aid in the fight against such contagions which plague all of Asura. Or we might just spend it on one of those merc services, who knows.
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By Cerberus.Logical 2019-02-18 09:48:58
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they hate us cuz they ain't us

I will never hear that line and not laugh!

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By fonewear 2019-02-18 10:38:03
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Phoenix.Dabackpack said: »
Hello, everyone! Thank you for visiting the Phoenix Travel Agency™! We have a number of exciting and affordable excursions that allow you to see everything that Phoenix has to offer!

Base plan: $18.00 USD. Gives you everything you need to move to Phoenix! Start from here and gain access to the following exclusive premium packages!

The "Linkshell Speed-dating" package: $10.00 USD. Sit back and relax while one of our knowledgeable local representatives (Ed.: It's me!) fits you with the very best linkshells Phoenix has to offer! Choose from casual, social, Aeonic farming, mercenary, vanity, and plenty other options to find the groups that best suit you!

The "Evening in Nirvana" package: $15.00 USD. Worried about not being able to Summoner burn that pesky Warder of Courage? Have no fear! With this package, we'll bring THEM to YOU! That's right, our local curators (Ed.: It's me again!) will hand-pick the best Summoners Phoenix has to offer to get you that Aeonic clear that's holding you back!

※ Bring your own Nirvana for a $3.00 discount! Wow!

The "Mystery History" package: $7.00 USD. Phoenix has a rich cultural history that is just waiting for you to discover it! Years of drama and *** have created a legacy of shouts, memes, and GM interventions! Want to learn about the guy who took hundreds of millions of his linkshell's bank and fled the server with his underaged girlfriend? The story about Urteil's Duplus grip? The OTHER story about Urteil's Duplus grip? Sit down and let us spin fantastical tales of cowardice and courage (but mostly cowardice).

The "Cool Mule" package: $3.00 USD. What good would a trip be without shopping? We're here to help you find the cheapest, highest-quality mule bazaars on the server so you are at no risk of paying way too much money for your desires! Looking for a food mule in Mhaura? A sphere mule in Port Jeuno? A Savory Shank mule in Behemoth's Dominion? No problem! We're here to help!

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Reply to this thread for any questions or offers. If you have a specific excursion planned, we can accommodate! Let's talk!

Looking forward to doing business with you!

Curry and sushi,
Phoenix.Dabackpack
CEO, President, Chief Goldsmithing ***, and Head Cheerleader of Phoenix Travel Agency™ LLC

Travel advisory: Due to the rising threat of ebola and other deadly airborne contagions, we are currently unable to accept visitors from the following locations: Asura

Threads like this are why people won't go to Phoenix.
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By fonewear 2019-02-18 10:42:29
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Phoenix isn't too bad I know a lot of people there but this guy isn't doing your server any favors.

Shout out to Cap and all the people hope you guys are doing well.
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By fonewear 2019-02-18 10:43:25
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DaneBlood said: »
Travel advisory: Due to the rising threat of ebola and other deadly airborne contagions, we are currently unable to accept visitors from the following locations: Asura


This is pretty good. I might have "borrow" this image
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By Phoenix.Dabackpack 2019-02-18 11:13:43
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fonewear said: »

Threads like this are why people won't go to Phoenix.

Would you like to speak to a manager?
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By Asura.Smoky 2019-02-18 11:48:09
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Phoenix.Dabackpack said: »
fonewear said: »

Threads like this are why people won't go to Phoenix.

Would you like to speak to a manager?

Nobody cares about Phoenix. I forgot it even existed.
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By Shiva.Applesmash 2019-02-18 12:11:26
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oh hell no
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By Shiva.Siviard 2019-02-18 12:15:23
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Phoenix.Dabackpack said: »
Hello, everyone! Thank you for visiting the Phoenix Travel Agency™! We have a number of exciting and affordable excursions that allow you to see everything that Phoenix has to offer!

Base plan: $18.00 USD. Gives you everything you need to move to Phoenix! Start from here and gain access to the following exclusive premium packages!

The "Linkshell Speed-dating" package: $10.00 USD. Sit back and relax while one of our knowledgeable local representatives (Ed.: It's me!) fits you with the very best linkshells Phoenix has to offer! Choose from casual, social, Aeonic farming, mercenary, vanity, and plenty other options to find the groups that best suit you!

The "Evening in Nirvana" package: $15.00 USD. Worried about not being able to Summoner burn that pesky Warder of Courage? Have no fear! With this package, we'll bring THEM to YOU! That's right, our local curators (Ed.: It's me again!) will hand-pick the best Summoners Phoenix has to offer to get you that Aeonic clear that's holding you back!

※ Bring your own Nirvana for a $3.00 discount! Wow!

The "Mystery History" package: $7.00 USD. Phoenix has a rich cultural history that is just waiting for you to discover it! Years of drama and *** have created a legacy of shouts, memes, and GM interventions! Want to learn about the guy who took hundreds of millions of his linkshell's bank and fled the server with his underaged girlfriend? The story about Urteil's Duplus grip? The OTHER story about Urteil's Duplus grip? Sit down and let us spin fantastical tales of cowardice and courage (but mostly cowardice).

The "Cool Mule" package: $3.00 USD. What good would a trip be without shopping? We're here to help you find the cheapest, highest-quality mule bazaars on the server so you are at no risk of paying way too much money for your desires! Looking for a food mule in Mhaura? A sphere mule in Port Jeuno? A Savory Shank mule in Behemoth's Dominion? No problem! We're here to help!

----------------------------

Reply to this thread for any questions or offers. If you have a specific excursion planned, we can accommodate! Let's talk!

Looking forward to doing business with you!

Curry and sushi,
Phoenix.Dabackpack
CEO, President, Chief Goldsmithing ***, and Head Cheerleader of Phoenix Travel Agency™ LLC

Travel advisory: Due to the rising threat of ebola and other deadly airborne contagions, we are currently unable to accept visitors from the following locations: Asura

Oh man I needed a good laugh! Made me choke on some of my covfefe. Well done!
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