Kill A Boss, SoM Style

The Blue Rogues go rogue on the Boreal Face. They shoot, slice, stab, fondle, and punch the Boreal Face into submission. It does so much damage, the Mantis Ant pops out of its grave and says "Daaaaammmnn." then promptly falls back into its grave, dead.

-236 = 778

Dameshi equips a Brave Axe and attacks!

Dameshi misses all 4 attacks with the Brave Axe (I'm assuming this is the Fire Emblem Brave Axe).

-0 = 778

Leif casts Lava Pool.

Edit: /sigh me, wrong post account again.

(You assume correctly!)
The Boreal Face quickly jumps out of the pool, sustaining only minor damage. His bread also gets lightly toasted, so he spreads some butter and noms on it.

-13 = 765

Dameshi uses Hunting Beast

Hunting Beast does something, I'm not sure what, but it does damage.

-22 = 743

Leif throws his Shortbow at the Boreal Face.

The shortbow bounces off the Boreal Face, but in the process the string snaps and whips around slicing its skin.

-51 = 692

Dameshi revives the thread.

Rowland's jumbled text flies at the Boreal Face and crashes into it, dealing blunt damage.

(if the jumbled text means anything, I didn't get it)

-42 = 613

Leif starts hitting the Boreal Face with a giant spoon.

The giant spoon ends up giving the Boreal Face a splinter, but it doesn't get infected.

-12 = 601

Magnuss uses awkward silence....

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The awkward silence doesn't do much, other than make the Boreal Face feel awkward.

-11 = 590

Leif equips the Power of Self-Respect. (Great Sword)

Various shrapnel from the sneeze hits the Boreal Face in the eyes, but it's nothing too serious.

-22 = 532

Leif uses Brooklyn Raaaaaaaaaaaaaage!

The Boreal Face is from detriot and is therefore a real thug and highly-resistant to Brooklyn Raaaaaaaaaaaage!

-1 = 531

Gotterdammerung drinks a primeval brew and readies "Spider Monkey"

Remember, check the rules of damage. I won't worry about it here, but for future posts, please check it.

Gotterdammerung's Spider Monkey attack deals damage. I'm too lazy to write anything creative about it.

-50 = 481

Leif readies one of his ultimate techniques, The Heart Exploding Jutsu!

The Unpaid Overtime rapidly ages the Boreal Face, turning it old!

-36 = 419

Leif summons Flonnezilla!!

Flonnezilla hits the Boreal Face with its tail.

-53 = 366

Dameshi uses his Ultimate Musou attack!

Dameshi misses... but the wave of Musou energy rushes forth and crashes into the Boreal Face.

-21 = 345

Leif throws a Prinny. (Prinny d00d!)

The Prinny explodes in Leif's hands. Fortunately, the price of rice in China dropped recently, so Leif took no damage. The Boreal Face laughed at Leif's misfortune so hard that he got side cramps.

-10 = 345.

Dameshi throws Leif at the Boreal Face.

Had Leif been wearing heavy armor, the weight force would have done more damage, but he's just wearing a Noble's Tunic.

-16 = 329

Leif readies "Chef Special"

Leif must be a wizard or a mind reader or something. Included in his dangerously delicious dish was arsenic. Guess who just so happens to be allergic to arsenic? Boreal Face! I know right? I never would have guessed. It was blended in so well too, you couldn't even tell it was there. And the smell, OOOH THE SMELL! The smell of heaven! The taste was to die for!

Well anyway, ole Boreal Face dug right in and ate up the meal. He soon broke out in hives and had to rush to the ER. They cleared everything up for him and he was fine. Then on his way home he was stabbed by a crazed crack addict. Go figure.

-236 = 93

Dameshi beats Boreal Face with a staff that also happens to be a gun.

The delivery guy takes more than 30 minutes, and out of frustration, Rowland tosses him at Boreal Face.

-17 = 63

Leif equips the Windu Mace.

Leif's work clock Windu Mace crushes the Boreal Face, causing it to explode into millions of tiny pieces.

-236 = DEAD

What's a zebra cake gonna do in this situation.

Oh right, damage.

-40 = 1100

Leif throws his alarm clock at the Frost Gigas.

The Frost Gigas catches the alarm clock in his mouth and eats it. A NFL official comes out of nowhere and gives the signal for a good field goal. Leif goes on to win 31-28 in an epic game ended by a field goal in the closing seconds of regulation.

-0 = 1100

Dameshi plays golf with the Frost Gigas.

Rowland trips and falls on his *** before he reached the Frost Gigas!
-0 = 1066

Kalyna casts Marin Karin on the Frost Gigas

The effect of Marin Karin causes the Frost Gigas to become suicidal, and he shoots himself in the head.

-57 = DEAD 1009

Leif has a nervous breakdown.

The Frost Gigas attempts to console Leif, but Leif resists. This now angers Leif, who takes out a pistol and goes on a rant about rules, asking "Am I wrong?". Somewhere in the confusion, Leif throws a bowling ball into the Frost Gigas' stomach.

-31 = 978

Dameshi grabs his M1 Garand.