The fish hits the mech rider and bounces off.
-23 = 917
Leif hits back the fish with a tennis racket.
Kill A Boss, SoM Style
Kill a boss, SoM Style
The Mech Rider veers sharply to avoid the fish and drives into a ditch.
-54 = 863
Jimie presses the button for the infinite improbability drive.
-54 = 863
Jimie presses the button for the infinite improbability drive.
The Mech Rider cannot control his now faster-than-light bike and crashes into a wall.
-33 = 830
Leif picks up a Kill-o-Zap blaster pistol.
-33 = 830
Leif picks up a Kill-o-Zap blaster pistol.
Does the battle continue?
Or did we never hear from our heroes again?
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.
/caps
Or did we never hear from our heroes again?
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.
/caps
Leif needs to stack more ranged accuracy, he barely scratches the Mech Rider.
-10 = 820
Dameshi uses Luna.
-10 = 820
Dameshi uses Luna.
The Mech Rider, wondering just what exactly Luna is supposed to do ends up getting bored and hits himself for two points of damage.
-2 = 818
Magnuss tosses a jar o' dirt at the Mech Rider.
-2 = 818
Magnuss tosses a jar o' dirt at the Mech Rider.
Magnuss' jar o' dirt hits the Mech Rider in the knee... 818-25= 793
Choppy pulls off his left eyebrow and flicks it at the Mech Rider!
Choppy pulls off his left eyebrow and flicks it at the Mech Rider!
Choppy's eyebrow explodes on contact with the Mech Rider!
-43 = 750
Leif summons Pepsi Man.
RULE REMINDER: if the seconds are 00 - 09, it does no damage.
-43 = 750
Leif summons Pepsi Man.
RULE REMINDER: if the seconds are 00 - 09, it does no damage.
Pepsi man attempts to give the Mech Rider a poisoned Pepsi. Too bad the Mech Rider is a Coke kind of guy (as he should be!)
-0 = 750
Dameshi ignores the Mech Rider.
-0 = 750
Dameshi ignores the Mech Rider.
The Mech Rider's ego takes a beating from being ignored.
-33 = 717
Jimie starts humming the A-Team theme tune.
-33 = 717
Jimie starts humming the A-Team theme tune.
The A-Team theme summons forth Mr. T with his Snickers cannon, and strikes a chocolaty, nougaty deliciousness right into the Mech Rider's eyeball.
-38 = 679
Magnuss offers a Body Massage to the Mech Rider.
-38 = 679
Magnuss offers a Body Massage to the Mech Rider.
Magnuss's massage hits some VERY uncomfortable spots on the Mech Rider.
-16 = 663
Leif summons Cactuar.
-16 = 663
Leif summons Cactuar.
Cactuar uses Needleshot.
-42 = 621
Jimie uses a Tactic's pearl.
-42 = 621
Jimie uses a Tactic's pearl.
The Tactics Pearl fails to activate.
-0 = 621
Leif throws a pint of ice cream at the Mech Rider.
-0 = 621
Leif throws a pint of ice cream at the Mech Rider.
The Mech Rider is lactose intolerant.
-38 = 583
Magnuss launches New Religious Thread on the Mech Rider.
-38 = 583
Magnuss launches New Religious Thread on the Mech Rider.
The Religious Thread is spammed with flame bait within three minutes, and the Mech Rider becomes confused.
-12 = 571
Leif throws a paper airplane.
-12 = 571
Leif throws a paper airplane.
The Mech Rider cries until he has no more tears to cry. He then swears revenge on those who have hurt him, starting with Row.
-47 = 526
Dameshi charges his lazer!
-47 = 526
Dameshi charges his lazer!
Money shot!
-44 = 482
Jimie creates a Trial of the Magians for the Mech Rider's weapons.
-44 = 482
Jimie creates a Trial of the Magians for the Mech Rider's weapons.
The Mech Rider decides not to do the Trials.
-0 = 482
Leif tries another Paper Airplane.
-0 = 482
Leif tries another Paper Airplane.
Extremeist wood lice had stowed away on the paper airplane and detonated a bomb in the nose cone.
-55 = 427
Jimie tries to sell the Mech Rider life insurance.
-55 = 427
Jimie tries to sell the Mech Rider life insurance.
The Mech Rider decides not to buy the life insurance, loses his focus, and crashes his bike for critical damage.
-236 = 191
Leif applies a bandage to the Mech Rider.
-236 = 191
Leif applies a bandage to the Mech Rider.
Leif used a second hand bandage he found in a leper colony. The Mech Rider's wound slowly turns septic and he spends several months in physical rehabilitation.
-58 = 137
Jimie throws a shoe.
-58 = 137
Jimie throws a shoe.
The Mech Rider manages to avoid the shoe, but screams out, "Who throws a shoe?! Honestly!"
-0 = 137
Magnuss teaches the Mech Rider how to make a Parabola with a quadratic equation.
-0 = 137
Magnuss teaches the Mech Rider how to make a Parabola with a quadratic equation.
The Mech Rider gets sucked into the endless void that is the Pokeball. It shakes twice, and the Mech Rider escapes. He still suffers a bruise from being hit with it in the first place.
-31 = 60
Leif plants some seeds on the Mech Rider.
-31 = 60
Leif plants some seeds on the Mech Rider.
The seeds sprout into a small leaf on the Mech Rider's head. It the roots grow into his head. He waters it each day at 5:32 on the dot. The plant is growing nicely. He named it Bill.
-13 = 47
Dameshi readies Vorpal Blade.
-13 = 47
Dameshi readies Vorpal Blade.
Asura.Dameshi said:
The seeds sprout into a small leaf on the Mech Rider's head. It the roots grow into his head. He waters it each day at 5:32 on the dot. The plant is growing nicely. He named it Bill.
Dameshi readies Vorpal Blade, but ends up using Cutlass Fury, because screw it.
-53 = -6 = DEAD
Next boss: Palette Swap
aka Boreal Face
Leif lights some matches.
The Boreal Face Catch a Fire! Burning and the looting tonight now that Leif's a Firestarter. The Boreal Face /facepalms so hard it hurts its head.
-50 = 1050
Jimie charters a whaling boat.
-50 = 1050
Jimie charters a whaling boat.
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