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 Phoenix.Jimie
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By Phoenix.Jimie 2010-12-09 15:26:33
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The pen cap hits the Spring Beak in the eye.

-58 = 261

Jimie makes a call on his cell phone.
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By Bismarck.Nevill 2010-12-09 15:44:29
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Swat attacks.

-33 = 228

Nevill uses pedobear.
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By Ramuh.Leif 2010-12-09 15:48:35
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Pedobear does his... Pedobear thing.

-29 = 199

Leif dials a random number on his cell phone, prank calling Axel, the Dark Hero!
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By Phoenix.Jimie 2010-12-10 05:41:22
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Axel convinces Spring Beak to take a flight to China but the plane is cancelled. Spring Beak is fatigued.

-35 = 164

Jimie releases the hounds.
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By Ramuh.Leif 2010-12-10 07:51:35
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The hounds nibble on Spring Beak's feet, mildly irritating him.

-22 = 142

Leif casts Holy cause he is out of ideas at the moment.
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By Odin.Oldive 2010-12-10 07:57:57
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Leif must have had a fully charged Solace.

-35 = 107

Oldive throws a muffin at the Spring Beak.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-12-10 08:11:12
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The Spring Beak falls for the Jedi mind tricks.

-49 = 1

Dameshi tells Spring Beak his inner most secrets.
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By Phoenix.Jimie 2010-12-10 08:23:04
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The Spring Beak is appalled at Dameshi's secrets and his brain implodes.

-12 = Dead

A Great Viper slithers out from under a rock. HP:1330



Jimie lays a minefield.
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By Ramuh.Leif 2010-12-10 08:32:00
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The mines fail to detonate

-0 = 1330

Leif picks up a Fire Flower.
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By Phoenix.Jimie 2010-12-10 08:40:04
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The Great Viper's digestive tract is not suited to fruit.

-24 = 1306

Jimie summons Steve Irwin's zombie corpse.

EDIT: OK wtf, 5/8 of my posts have been in the 00-09 range -.-
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By Ramuh.Leif 2010-12-10 08:57:40
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Mog Beam stuns and confuses the Great Viper!

-29 = 1277

Leif attacks with bold text!
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By Phoenix.Jimie 2010-12-10 09:07:58
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Sephiroth slices the Great Viper from mouth to tail and casts Blizzaga V.

-236 = 1001

Jimie stares blankly.
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By Ramuh.Leif 2010-12-10 09:15:58
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Jimie's blank stare briefly petrifies the Great Viper!

-58 = 943

Leif uses Spell-blade Dual-Wield Rapid-Fire!
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By Ramuh.Leif 2010-12-10 10:03:00
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Rowland's kiss of death puts a 99 turn doom counter on the Great Viper.

-29 = 856

Leif throws his math textbook at the Great Viper.
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By Ramuh.Leif 2010-12-10 10:13:59
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Ayla beats up the Great Viper, because she doesn't need a weapon unlike the rest of the Chrono Trigger cast.

-58 = 798

Leif goes for an all-or-nothing attack!
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By Leif912 2010-12-10 10:18:47
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The Great Viper loses the contest and is incapacitated!

-236 = 326

Leif readies Falcon Punch.

Edit: Wrong post account, but whatever~
 Asura.Dameshi
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-12-10 10:19:38
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Falcon... PUNCH! The viper goes crashing through a wall.

-47 = 279

Dameshi calls for backup. Garland arrives.
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By Phoenix.Jimie 2010-12-10 10:25:59
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The T-Rex nibbles at the Great Viper's tail but loses interest.
-17 = 224
Jimie leads a mounted chocobo charge!
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By Ramuh.Leif 2010-12-10 10:26:40
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Jimie's Chocobo Charge deals critical damage to the Great Viper.

-236 = -12 (DEAD)

Next Boss: Mech Rider


980 HP

Leif puts a potato in the exhaust pipe.
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