The calculator apologizes profusely for letting Rowland down, and makes it up to him by attacking the Vampire!
-25 = 1538
Leif offers the Vampire a sandwich.
Kill A Boss, SoM Style
Kill a boss, SoM Style
The Vampire is now depressed.
-56 = 1430
Leif uses a Pharaoh Curse on the Vampire.
-56 = 1430
Leif uses a Pharaoh Curse on the Vampire.
It's moderately effective!
-31 = 1399
Leif does nothing.
-31 = 1399
Leif does nothing.
The nothing is super effective!
-0 = 1399
Soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Vampire, the sun!
-0 = 1399
Soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Vampire, the sun!
Magnuss's confusing post is confusing.
-60 = 1339
Leif throws an Angon. The kind that does damage.
Seriously, why don't Tomahawk and Angon deal real damage.
-60 = 1339
Leif throws an Angon. The kind that does damage.
Seriously, why don't Tomahawk and Angon deal real damage.
The Angon strikes the Vampire squarely in the stomach. The Vampire doesn't even flinch. It grabs the Angon and rips it out, tossing it to the side. An insignificant person says to the Vampire, "You're hurt, you're bleeding." The Vampire replies, "Ain't got time to bleed."
-58 = 1081
Dameshi gives a speech.
-58 = 1081
Dameshi gives a speech.
Rowland's Snowstorm powers up Leif's next attack!
-0 = 1023
Leif tosses an icicle, because those things are still in season.
-0 = 1023
Leif tosses an icicle, because those things are still in season.
Row's bedtime story is about a king who loses his kingdom because he got too greedy and forgot what being a king was all about. It's a sad tale, but teaches the vampire good morals. He falls asleep, thinking about his wrongdoings. While sleeping, a goblin comes in and hits him with a frying pan.
-42 = 725
Dameshi builds a silly dice maze.
-42 = 725
Dameshi builds a silly dice maze.
Dameshi rolls an eight in his own dice maze, but he's too distant from being able to attack the Vampire.
-0 = 725
Leif uses a new 5 hit kick attack WS that no one knows of.
-0 = 725
Leif uses a new 5 hit kick attack WS that no one knows of.
Leif sees the Vampire and says to him, "My name is Leif. You killed my father, prepare to die." He then uses his patented weaponskill, Seconds Hand! Delivers a 5-fold attack. Chance of critical varies with TP. Aftermath: Grants a Regain effect.
-236 = 489
Dameshi attempts to skillchain with Insurgency.
-236 = 489
Dameshi attempts to skillchain with Insurgency.
Second Hand has the skillchain properties of Spirit Taker and Spirits Within.
Insurgency connects all four hits however.
-40 = 449
Leif dualcasts Bahamut. I'm having a field day today.
Insurgency connects all four hits however.
-40 = 449
Leif dualcasts Bahamut. I'm having a field day today.
Exdeath appears and says, "Soon all shall be consumed by the Void!" Bahamut agrees, and begins fulfilling Exdeath's wish.
-236 = 213
Dameshi sends in Golbez.
-236 = 213
Dameshi sends in Golbez.
Golbez has no effect, he's still emo over the whole almost destroying the world thing.
-0 = 213
Leif readies Chant du Cygne to finish off the Vampire!
-0 = 213
Leif readies Chant du Cygne to finish off the Vampire!
The Vampire can sense the end is near. Like an old tiger about to die, it strikes back. He casts Drain IV on Leif. Leif reacts quickly, putting up shadows. The vampire releases a horde of bats to bite and gnaw on Leif. Leif has had enough. He runs up to the Vampire, blade in hand, and uses Chant du Cygne. The Vampire stood no chance. As he falls to his knees, he can be heard softly saying, "Well... done."
-236 = DEAD.
-236 = DEAD.
You encounter a palette swap Metal Mantis!
HP: 1220
HP: 1220
Dameshi ignores the Metal Mantis to get some work done.
Probably a good idea, someone else can attack if they want, cause I'm done posting for the day.
An attempt at a bump that didn't work at all.
Leif throws a rock at the Metal Mantis.
Leif thanks Rowland, and continues to just do his own thing.
-0 = 1172
Leif casts Lv. 5 Death on the Metal Mantis.
-0 = 1172
Leif casts Lv. 5 Death on the Metal Mantis.
Leif Dies by his own spell!
-0 = 1172
Kalyna Smooth Criminal/Rick Rolls
-0 = 1172
Kalyna Smooth Criminal/Rick Rolls
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