Kill A Boss, SoM Style

The Minotaur gives Mytoy a piggyback ride, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The Minotaur gets tired and falls down.

-45 = 328

Leif uses the special, "50% Determination!"

Leif's half-baked attack does nothing, so he just goes in for a regular attack!

Leif's attack misses!
-0 = 328

Kalyna charges up for a DBZ Attack.

Kalyna uses Galick Gun! Direct hit!

-50 = 378

Leif unleashes his super move, "Unlosing Anti-Nuke Whirlwind!"

(Has anyone else gotten to play Unlosing Ranger vs. Dark Death Evilman yet?)

The Minotaur eats the apple, BUT it's poisoned!

-47 = 309

Kalyna gives the Minotaur a love-letter.

The music doesn't frighten the Minotaur, but it helps set the mood for the battle!

-0 = 284

Leif uses "Throw Gil"

The sharp stick delivers the final blow!

-52 = -4 = DEAD

A new challenger appears!


Doom Wall HP: 425

Leif attacks with his beard!

I'm curious, have I ruined this thread for everyone, or has it just become boring? It's been almost a week since the previous attack, and I'm getting a little antsy about it.

Nah I just lose my creativity sometimes and thus don't post :P

Leif's beard is not quite the caliber of the bead of Chuck, thus it barely even tickles the Doom Wall.

-13 = 412

Dameshi pilots his Armored Core

The Armored Core breaks down. No damage

-0 = 412

Leif attacks using his hair as a whip!

Leif forgot to use conditioner today. The hardened hair stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee.

-19 = 393

Dameshi thumb wrestles with the wall

Dameshi pushes the wall back with his thumb! Dameshi picks the wall up with his thumb! Bam! Choke Slam!

(I have no knowledge of wrestling, thumb or otherwise).

-51 = 342

Leif clicks the "summon pirates" button inside his eye patch.

Leif's button summons a pirate captain!


He releases his pet parrot, Distraction, to peck at the wall's eyes!

-31 = 311

Dameshi drinks some of the captain's rum and tells the wall to walk the plank.

Dameshi's words confuse the wall, because the wall has no feets!

The wall falls on it's face!

-34 = 277

Leif recites the StateFarm jingle.

"Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is there! With a machine gun!"

Unfortunately for Leif, he does not have State Farm insurance. Not only does nothing happen, but everyone looks at Leif like he just said that Kirk was a better captain than Picard.

-0 = 277

Dameshi sets phasers to maximum stun

The phasers overload and short circuit, giving Dameshi some spark burns.

-0 = 277

Leif attacks with a laser gun! Pew pew!

The sound of battle can be heard for miles. Pew pew pew pew pew bzzzt bzzzt pew pew bzzzt AAARRGH THUD. The Doom Wall is defeated. People swoop in and carry Leif away, celebrating him as a hero. He goes on to live a rather mundane life compared to that of fighting the Doom Wall. He marries a woman by the name of Zelda and has 3 children. He grows old and eventually dies underneath his favorite willow tree where him and his wife met. He has a small funeral, as most have forgotten his deeds. Though a small statue of him remains, nothing more is ever mentioned of him.

Oh sorry, wrong dimension. The lasers missed the Doom Wall and hit a squirrel in this one.

-0 = 277

Dameshi takes a break to tie his shoes.

Shoe tying is super effective! Dameshi's shoes are now tied!

-0 = 277

Magnuss uses passive aggressive comments about Doom Wall at the water cooler at work.

Devious! The Doom Wall gets angry about the comments and tries to attack Magnuss with the stapler. It is unsuccessful, and its employment is terminated. The Doom Wall suffers from frostbite from waiting in line at the unemployment office.

-24 = 253

Dameshi plays hopscotch with the Doom Wall.

Dameshi misses his step and loses the game of hopscotch, but during the Doom Wall's moment of victory distraction, someone plants C4 and detonates it!

-40 = 213

Leif uses Sonic (Pelvic) Thrust!

Confused by the gyrating and splaying, the Doom Wall loses its goddamn mind and rips out a chunk of hair.

-25 = 188

Magnus uses .

The Doom Wall is not mad and is immune to the Trollboro's effects!

-0 = 188

Leif throws a really sharp pencil!

We need some new players! Someone summon Linkshell Ni!

The pencil flies clean through the Doom Wall, does an abrupt about face, and flies through the Doom Wall again. It then writes an apology letter to the Doom Wall.

-53 = 135

Dameshi commands Linkshell Ni to aid us or be put to death.

SoM style members create a summoning circle, in hopes of summoning the power of Linkshell Ni's aid; The radient light of our summon stings the Doom Wall's eyes...

-53 = 82

Richwood tosses a penny @ the Doom Wall.

Leif attempts to summon Linkshell Ni, but he submitted his post before he could finish it, so they don't know what's going on.

Dameshi's command is enough to make them show up, and they all Bum Rush the Doom Wall

-53 = 82

Leif uses google to figure out what his next attack will be.