Twilight Intervention |
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Twilight Intervention
omfg that picture is amazing
not as amazing but still got a good chuckle outta it
Seraph.Caiyuo said: Sylph.Beelshamen said: Seraph.Caiyuo said: Seraph.Caiyuo said: Aw, I forgot about this thread. This little gem should revive it! Twilight heckling is a job that never ends, fortunately. How Twilight Works <3 Nah, things like these need to be kept simple and straight like the novel itself. Doesn't deserve a wall of text, lol, "he doesn't even fursplode into a giant fluff wolf with random tufts of hair everywhere! WHAT IS THIS ***"
Twilight kinda reminds me of George Lucas' talent at romance... It doesn't exist.
I really hate to burst the "Twilight rules" bubble, but... Edward is definitely not a vampire. If anything he's a fairy (minus the wings). Now, before anyone gets on my case.. Yes, I have read ALL FOUR BOOKS and I can honestly say.. They need to be banned. I mean, c'mon.. Edward's how old? And stalks a 17 year old girl? Plus you have to factor in Jacob imprinting on a BABY (i.e. He's madly in love).
Doesn't any of this ring as pedophilia to anyone? Seriously.. If you want to read about a God-Like vampire.. Go read The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice. Or can't the brains of those who are die-hard Twilight fans comprehend the complex yet detailed writing style of a REAL author? Oh, also, as a small spoiler.. Lestat does not sparkle. Sorry. *Rolls eyes* Team Lestat ftw! |
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