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By Anna Ruthven 2016-11-28 03:44:09
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You people...
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By eliroo 2016-11-28 07:46:02
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Us people what?
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-11-28 08:15:58
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Terrible.
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By Yatenkou 2016-11-28 08:32:21
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Terrible.
Stop insulting yourself >:3
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By Garuda.Chanti 2016-11-28 09:25:53
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Black Friday Sale on White House Officials A ‘Yuge’ Success

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Washington DC: Goodyear Satire Co.—

Eighty-seven ambassadorships were sold by the incoming Trump Administration on Black Friday, shattering the record held by the 2004 George W. Bush transition team.

“The sale raised $750 million, which will be used to fund much needed voter suppression efforts,” according to sales lead Tom Colonnade.

“The sale was a yuge success,” beamed President-Elect Trump. “Bigly.”

With rock bottom prices, Cabinet secretaries were in especially high demand. The Department of Education went to Betsy DeVos of the Amway fortune for $9.5 million in donations. “So every time you buy a can of spray-on-shoe polish, you’re helping cut funds for your child’s public school. We call that a win-win,” said Colonnade.

Sources say this effort is all part of Donald Trump’s plan to repurpose America into a profit center. “Why fight for human rights when there’s money to be made?” asked First Daughter Ivanka Trump. “Would you like to buy my watch?”

“We’re doing this needed restructuring work for America at no charge because of love of America,” said the President-Elect. “Love, and a small piece of the back end.”

Trump was especially proud that so many of the buyers have absolutely no experience in government, like himself. “We’re proud to be replacing corrupt Washington insiders with corrupt Washington outsiders,” Trump said. “That’s the Trump legacy.”

In a related story, the previously principled Republican Party sold out to the alt-right for $32.50 and the chance to repeal Obamacare.

If you missed out on all the fun don’t worry. The biggest bargains are still to be had on Cyber Monday. Dignity will be 50 % off.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-11-28 09:56:12
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Anna Ruthven said: »
You people...

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By eliroo 2016-11-28 09:56:21
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This is why I think new articles need (Satire) or something in front of them. So many idiots are going to think this is real.
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By Zerowone 2016-11-28 10:19:12
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7 hospitalized as Ohio State reports active shooter on campus.

:(

Breaking News not much more info at the moment.
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By Viciouss 2016-11-28 10:21:52
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One shooter is dead.
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By eliroo 2016-11-28 10:24:06
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He apparently ran people over with his car and started stabbing people with a knife.

8 people injured and one in critical condition.

Suspect is dead, another is apparently trapped in a parking garage.

Set off a fire alarm to get people out of the classrooms apparently.
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By fonewear 2016-11-28 10:27:50
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7 hospitalized as Ohio State reports active shooter on campus.

:(

Breaking News not much more info at the moment.

Let me guess Trump somehow caused this !
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By fonewear 2016-11-28 10:28:51
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Also I'm disappointed what happened to "Trump won you lil shits" title ?
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-11-28 10:38:52
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fonewear said: »
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7 hospitalized as Ohio State reports active shooter on campus.

:(

Breaking News not much more info at the moment.

Let me guess Trump somehow caused this !

Jokes require timing to be considered either effective or inappropriate.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-11-28 10:43:33
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Yatenkou said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Terrible.
Stop insulting yourself >:3
>.> I bet your real name is Ima, Ima Schitt.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-11-28 10:49:23
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Yatenkou said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Terrible.
Stop insulting yourself >:3
>.> I bet your real name is Ima, Ima Schitt.
Middle name Lil'
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-11-28 10:52:48
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Yatenkou said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Terrible.
Stop insulting yourself >:3
>.> I bet your real name is Ima, Ima Schitt.
Middle name Lil'
That would actually make a pretty name. Ima Lil Schitt.
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By fonewear 2016-11-28 10:53:38
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fonewear said: »
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7 hospitalized as Ohio State reports active shooter on campus.

:(

Breaking News not much more info at the moment.

Let me guess Trump somehow caused this !

Jokes require timing to be considered either effective or inappropriate.

Never too early to joke about a school shooting !
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By fonewear 2016-11-28 10:54:14
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-11-28 11:03:29
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Jokes require timing

Clearly, none of us are professional comedians....or The Comedian

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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-11-28 11:04:06
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fonewear said: »
Also I'm disappointed what happened to "Trump won you lil shits" title ?

We could run with his tweet from yesterday:

"In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally" @realDonaldTrump.
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By Zerowone 2016-11-28 11:05:38
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Jokes require timing

Clearly, none of us are professional comedians....or The Comedian



Clearly you're a professional post recycler.

That or I'm experiencing Deja Vu.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-11-28 11:05:59
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Trump is Nausi.
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By fonewear 2016-11-28 11:09:58
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
fonewear said: »
Also I'm disappointed what happened to "Trump won you lil shits" title ?

We could run with his tweet from yesterday:

"In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally" @realDonaldTrump.

I don't follow tweets President be damned ! Twitter is for young people.
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By fonewear 2016-11-28 11:10:44
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-11-28 11:12:47
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Going by age demographics you fall into the 62%.
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By fonewear 2016-11-28 11:15:29
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When the latest political news is a recount we have run out of political things to discuss. I think Jill Stein just likes to see her name in the "papers".
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-11-28 11:32:51
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When the latest political news is a recount we have run out of political things to discuss. I think Jill Stein just likes to see her name in the "papers".

There is more going on than that. That's just what people want to focus on because they're either hoping for a chance or enjoy belittling motion.

If Trump actually believes he won the popular vote and that the 2M+ in favor of Clinton is due to people voting illegally; that in and of itself would grounds for a recount with respect to preserving the legitimacy of the voting process.

Of course he is merely pandering.

Other things going on:

Death of Fidel Castro
South Koreans want President Park Geun-hye impeached
Syrian Government forces advance on Aleppo
Anti-Terror police patrols on the streets of London
Princess Beatrice cutting Ed Sheerans face.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-11-28 11:33:00
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Zerowone said: »
Clearly you're a professional post recycler.

That or I'm experiencing Deja Vu.

Or I'm old and forgetfull... or all three...

also, my neice that goes to osu is safe. so go crazy with the upset michigan fan / school shooter jokes foney
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-11-28 11:36:09
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
South Koreans want President Park Geun-hye impeached
Seriously what happened in SK is one of the most mindfucking moments in our history, how is there not more talk about it?

Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Princess Beatrice cutting Ed Sheerans face.
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