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Kermit the Frog Has a New Girlfriend
 
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By Cerberus.Conagh 2015-09-01 22:54:00
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Asura.Floppyseconds said: »

http://www.people.com/article/muppets-kermit-frog-new-girlfriend-miss-piggy-break-up

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Well, that didn't take long.

It's been less than month since Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced they were splitting after four decades together, but it appears the plush amphibian has already moved on.

Kermit, who is still working with Miss Piggy on her late-night talk show Up Late with Miss Piggy – a situation that is being documented on the upcoming ABC series The Muppets – has been spotted around town numerous times with a head of marketing at ABC named Denise, a source tells PEOPLE exclusively.

You know it is bad when a puppet can rebound from a 40 year relationship better than most people can. ;>.>

I don't know he's playing with Sock Puppets... not sure that's a rebound.
 
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-09-02 10:24:42
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Must be a slow news day.
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-09-02 10:37:57
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I've heard from a reliable source that Miss Piggy has already shacked up with Liam Hemsworth.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-09-02 10:39:37
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Well this one looks to be in much better physical shape and younger than Miss Piggy.

Let's make a case about this and how it spreads a wrong message and blablabla.
 
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-09-02 10:46:16
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Probably also intended to appeal to kids whose parents have separated and moved on to other people.
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By Ramyrez 2015-09-02 10:48:14
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Nah, she's after Nathan Fillion.

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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-09-02 11:04:31
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Ramyrez said: »
Nah, she's after Nathan Fillion.

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That two timing swine!



Pun definitely intended.
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-09-02 11:06:22
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Asura.Floppyseconds said: »
Fenrir.Atheryn said: »
Probably also intended to appeal to kids whose parents have separated and moved on to other people.

Yeah, but what about when the second mommy isn't the hotter mommy?


Wait.... that happens?
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-09-02 11:11:55
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'dat product placement is almost as big as new Piggies eyes.

Both scare me.
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By Ramyrez 2015-09-02 11:17:30
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Jim Henson is rolling over in his grave right now.

Well, I mean, what's left of him.

The dust that's left of Jim Henson is imitating an hourglass in his grave.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-02 11:40:43
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Ramyrez said: »
Jim Henson is rolling over in his grave right now.

Well, I mean, what's left of him.

The dust that's left of Jim Henson is imitating an hourglass in his grave.
I was thinking just this after skimming trough op
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By Ramyrez 2015-09-02 12:07:00
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As the Animal Facebook page put it:

FROGGY AND PIGGY BREAK UP!?!? WHO GET ANIMAL!?

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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-09-02 13:15:43
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Ramyrez said: »
Jim Henson is rolling over in his grave right now.

Well, I mean, what's left of him.

The dust that's left of Jim Henson is imitating an hourglass in his grave.

Time to snort some Jim Henson then.
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By Ramyrez 2015-09-02 13:18:35
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Time to snort some Jim Henson then.

Please do not nasally consume the architect of my childhood joy.
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-09-03 07:26:15
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Coincidence?
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By Ragnarok.Nausi 2015-09-03 15:06:21
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Feminists are upset that he's ditched old miss piggy in favor of someone younger and skinnier.

Sheesh.
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