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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-13 08:40:24
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This topic is for folks who got jokes and would like to share to brighten peoples days up. Laughter is what this topic is all about, share your favorite comedian or jokes or your own here. Videos are ok too !

Let me introduce you too Sam Kinison

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Behold Sir Bill Hicks

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Chris Farley

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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-13 08:41:48
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How did luke skywalker get to the otherside of Endor ?
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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-13 08:46:38
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So a taru walks into a meat shop and looks around. The butcher looks down and laughs at the taru and challanges him.

* butcher* " i bet you 1mil in gil you can't reach the top shelf !"

* taru looks at the shelf and looks at the butcher and sighs*

*taru* " i'm terribly sorry~worry mister the STEAKS are too high !
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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-13 08:47:32
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Why do birds make such great pets ?
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By Phoenix.Jimie 2015-01-13 09:07:36
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A Paladin, a Dark Knight & a Dragoon are travelling on a plane. Halfway through the flight its engines go dead and the plane starts to crash. The 2 pilots grab the only parachutes and bail out of the plane. The PLD, DRK & DRG are left wondering what to do next.

The PLD decides it's no problem, he jumps out of the plane and just before he hits the ground he hits Invincible and walks away without a scratch.

The DRG figures jumping is his thing so he just Super Jumps his way to the ground and walks away safely.

The DRK sees the other 2 walk away and doesn't know what if he can do the same. He decides to say f*** it and jumps out of the plane. Just before he hits the ground he hits Last Resort, Diabolic Eye and Blood Weapon, and misses the ground.
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By Nazrious 2015-01-13 09:49:02
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A Taru, a Galka, and an Elvaan walk into the rusty anchor...
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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-13 10:06:01
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So a warrior is sitting in his classroom chair and is boiling over in blood rage when the teacher is talking her lesson.

* the teacher addresses warrior* what do you got to say warrior?

*warrior says *
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By Nazrious 2015-01-13 10:13:07
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Why shouldn't you invite an Ephramadian to dinner?
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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-13 11:45:55
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hilarious song from the lonely island

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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-13 13:19:02
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this may not be a joke, but it was a hilarious ventrillo rage, on wow, all hail to the Scottish accent.

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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-01-13 13:35:40
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Siren.Lordgrim said: »
So a warrior is sitting in his classroom chair and is boiling over in blood rage when the teacher is talking her lesson.

* the teacher addresses warrior* what do you got to say warrior?

*warrior says *
I would smack that kid.

That's not a joke. I totally would.
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By Bloodrose 2015-01-13 13:39:47
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I would smack him too.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-01-13 13:44:09
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By Carbuncle.Kaelthas 2015-01-13 13:54:19
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What do Lizards use to brush their teeth with?

Toothpeiste.
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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-13 14:16:50
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what do you give a vampire with a cold ?

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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-13 14:37:45
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Does anyone know the L.A Beast, this guy is hilarious check this out

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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-19 10:17:54
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By Cecilia Charl 2015-01-19 15:09:26
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Phoenix.Jimie said: »
A Paladin, a Dark Knight & a Dragoon are travelling on a plane. Halfway through the flight its engines go dead and the plane starts to crash. The 2 pilots grab the only parachutes and bail out of the plane. The PLD, DRK & DRG are left wondering what to do next.

The PLD decides it's no problem, he jumps out of the plane and just before he hits the ground he hits Invincible and walks away without a scratch.

The DRG figures jumping is his thing so he just Super Jumps his way to the ground and walks away safely.

The DRK sees the other 2 walk away and doesn't know what if he can do the same. He decides to say f*** it and jumps out of the plane. Just before he hits the ground he hits Last Resort, Diabolic Eye and Blood Weapon, and misses the ground.

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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-01-27 09:25:26
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get a bath stinky ! shower power !

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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-01-27 23:09:39
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Just thought I'd add some high-quality humor in here.

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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-02-05 04:16:05
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What's the difference between the irs and a taxidermist ?
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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-02-05 04:16:57
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Just thought I'd add some high-quality humor in here.

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I love that movie lol !!!!
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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-02-12 04:13:10
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If Gollum from lord of the rings had a favorite Bagel what would it be ?
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By Grumpy Cat 2015-02-12 14:29:05
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This is probably the biggest joke in the history of FFXI so I had to put it in a spoiler.
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By ScaevolaBahamut 2015-02-12 15:09:00
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A Summoner, a Dancer, and a Red Mage decide they're going to go trick-or-treating for Halloween. They get dressed up in their finest artifact armor, and start going from house to house.

They come up to one particular house, knock on the door, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" A woman answers the door, looks them over, and smiles.

"Aw, nice costumes! What are you boys supposed to be?"

The three look at each other, and back at the woman. "We wish we *** knew!"
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By Siren.Lordgrim 2015-10-01 21:54:32
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I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy 2014
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so funny, there's a few kids here with a heart of gold though
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