Let me introduce you too Sam Kinison
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Behold Sir Bill Hicks
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Chris Farley
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Comedian Corner for jokes and laughs and smiles
This topic is for folks who got jokes and would like to share to brighten peoples days up. Laughter is what this topic is all about, share your favorite comedian or jokes or your own here. Videos are ok too !
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How did luke skywalker get to the otherside of Endor ?
So a taru walks into a meat shop and looks around. The butcher looks down and laughs at the taru and challanges him.
* butcher* " i bet you 1mil in gil you can't reach the top shelf !" * taru looks at the shelf and looks at the butcher and sighs* *taru* " i'm terribly sorry~worry mister the STEAKS are too high ! Why do birds make such great pets ?
A Paladin, a Dark Knight & a Dragoon are travelling on a plane. Halfway through the flight its engines go dead and the plane starts to crash. The 2 pilots grab the only parachutes and bail out of the plane. The PLD, DRK & DRG are left wondering what to do next.
The PLD decides it's no problem, he jumps out of the plane and just before he hits the ground he hits Invincible and walks away without a scratch. The DRG figures jumping is his thing so he just Super Jumps his way to the ground and walks away safely. The DRK sees the other 2 walk away and doesn't know what if he can do the same. He decides to say f*** it and jumps out of the plane. Just before he hits the ground he hits Last Resort, Diabolic Eye and Blood Weapon, and misses the ground. Offline
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A Taru, a Galka, and an Elvaan walk into the rusty anchor...
So a warrior is sitting in his classroom chair and is boiling over in blood rage when the teacher is talking her lesson.
* the teacher addresses warrior* what do you got to say warrior? *warrior says * Offline
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Why shouldn't you invite an Ephramadian to dinner?
hilarious song from the lonely island
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this may not be a joke, but it was a hilarious ventrillo rage, on wow, all hail to the Scottish accent.
YouTube Video Placeholder Siren.Lordgrim said: » So a warrior is sitting in his classroom chair and is boiling over in blood rage when the teacher is talking her lesson. * the teacher addresses warrior* what do you got to say warrior? *warrior says * That's not a joke. I totally would. Offline
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I would smack him too.
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What do Lizards use to brush their teeth with?
Toothpeiste. Does anyone know the L.A Beast, this guy is hilarious check this out
YouTube Video Placeholder Phoenix.Jimie said: » A Paladin, a Dark Knight & a Dragoon are travelling on a plane. Halfway through the flight its engines go dead and the plane starts to crash. The 2 pilots grab the only parachutes and bail out of the plane. The PLD, DRK & DRG are left wondering what to do next. The PLD decides it's no problem, he jumps out of the plane and just before he hits the ground he hits Invincible and walks away without a scratch. The DRG figures jumping is his thing so he just Super Jumps his way to the ground and walks away safely. The DRK sees the other 2 walk away and doesn't know what if he can do the same. He decides to say f*** it and jumps out of the plane. Just before he hits the ground he hits Last Resort, Diabolic Eye and Blood Weapon, and misses the ground. get a bath stinky ! shower power !
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Just thought I'd add some high-quality humor in here.
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What's the difference between the irs and a taxidermist ?
Bahamut.Ravael said: » Just thought I'd add some high-quality humor in here. YouTube Video Placeholder I love that movie lol !!!! If Gollum from lord of the rings had a favorite Bagel what would it be ?
This is probably the biggest joke in the history of FFXI so I had to put it in a spoiler.
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A Summoner, a Dancer, and a Red Mage decide they're going to go trick-or-treating for Halloween. They get dressed up in their finest artifact armor, and start going from house to house.
They come up to one particular house, knock on the door, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" A woman answers the door, looks them over, and smiles. "Aw, nice costumes! What are you boys supposed to be?" The three look at each other, and back at the woman. "We wish we *** knew!"
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