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Darth Vader Runs for Ukrainian Parliament
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-25 10:08:46
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http://news.yahoo.com/darth-vader-hopes-force-him-ukraine-polls-122948342.html

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Dressed in full Star Wars regalia, Vader prowls the streets of Kiev atop his black campaign van wooing voters with promises to turn Ukraine into a "galactic empire." So serious is he about his mission that he even legally changed his name to Darth Vader ahead of the elections (He was previously known as Viktor Shevchenko.)

The electrician-turned-interplanetary warlord insists his Internet Party is serious business.

Speaking to The Associated Press on his van, flanked by Stormtroopers and shrouded in white fumes, Vader explained that his top goal is to computerize all government business.

"When I get to parliament, I will expel all the deputies. They have proven their uselessness," he said. "Computers will work in their place and they will fulfil their functions without cease."

Let the Star Wars references commence.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2014-10-25 10:13:41
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The force is strong in that one....
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-25 13:29:30
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Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2014-10-26 15:03:57
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Darth Vader candidate in Ukraine banned at polling station

TLDR: He wouldn't take his mask off.
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By daoming 2014-10-26 16:36:13
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