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 Cerberus.Flaminglegion
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By Cerberus.Flaminglegion 2014-08-18 12:42:04
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Introducing Princess L S

Are you a Princess? (Yes/No)
Do you aspire to be a Princess? (Yes/No)
Have you or anybody you know ever thought about being a Princess? (Yes/No)

Join now to watch us 6box events whilst members AFK
Watch us take ages gearing up our jobs between events
Contemplate our morals as we continue to sell delve/bcnms whilst members still need
See us craft for hours on end for little purpose
Look on whilst Wata gives no ***

Daily events
Mon/Wed/Fri: Throwing fits
Tues/Thurs/Sat: Tantrums
Sun: Day at the salon

Do not miss this special opportunity to join our growing ranks of Princesses


p.s. All events are mandatory and you must supply photographic evidence of yourself being too busy to attend. Anybody caught skipping will lose their daily cake allowance and not be allowed to choose their own nail varnish.
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 Asura.Kingnobody
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-08-18 12:47:17
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Cerberus.Flaminglegion said: »
Mon/Wed/Fri: Throwing fits
Tues/Thurs/Sat: Tantrums
Sun: Day at the salon
What type of fits?

Are the Tantrums aimed at one particular person and/or monster, or is it an overall free-for-all-and-who-cares-whose-feelings-get-hurt type?

Which salon?
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-08-18 12:58:39
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This is amazing!

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By Quetzalcoatl.Wakmidget 2014-08-18 13:22:11
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Friday night Special Event?
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 Cerberus.Spirachub
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By Cerberus.Spirachub 2014-08-19 05:27:58
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Do I get a tiara if I join? :3
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By Cerberus.Zephr 2014-08-19 05:33:09
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Literally the gayest thing I ever saw.

Where do I sign up?
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By Shiva.Siviard 2014-08-19 06:19:34
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If the tantrums involve starting drama via /shout and/or /yell then this is definitely relevant to my interests.
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 Cerberus.Flaminglegion
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By Cerberus.Flaminglegion 2014-08-19 06:53:24
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Absolutely anything that irks you in the slightest way is worthy of tantrums,
yes,
yes,
and yes.

Potential applicants may apply below, by posting an application you hereby agree to adhere to the rules in full where they apply.

Rule 1.
You will be disrespective and self-entitled at all appropriate opportunities

Rule 2.
You will agree to use any third party tools to better yourself or others and report to the entire group whenever you see someone not using any.

Rule 3.
You will not bother the linkshell leader(ship) with drama and instead post it in linkshell chat for us all to enjoy

Rule 4.
Must provide photographic evidence of reasons unable to attend events

Rule 5.
You must ridicule anyone appropriate at any appropriate time, see sub-50% average accuracy on Tojil.

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 Cerberus.Flaminglegion
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By Cerberus.Flaminglegion 2014-08-19 06:54:46
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Shiva.Siviard said: »
If the tantrums involve starting drama via /shout and/or /yell then this is definitely relevant to my interests.

Apparently Princess shouted for 30mins straight on Odin because SE messed up his server transfer this week
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 Cerberus.Tidis
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By Cerberus.Tidis 2014-08-19 07:07:30
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I refuse to be seen without a Coronet on PLD because I'm fabulous.
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By Shiva.Jirachi 2014-08-19 07:09:23
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Cerberus.Flaminglegion said: »
Daily events
Mon/Wed/Fri: Throwing fits
Tues/Thurs/Sat: Tantrums
Sun: Day at the salon
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 Cerberus.Flaminglegion
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By Cerberus.Flaminglegion 2014-08-19 07:22:33
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Addendum:

Rule 7.
You must be willing to join other linkshell's runs to steal strategies on how to wipe in ever more inventful ways
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 Cerberus.Spirachub
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By Cerberus.Spirachub 2014-08-19 07:56:05
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Cerberus.Flaminglegion said: »

Apparently Princess shouted for 30mins straight on Odin because SE messed up his server transfer this week

Think it was Shiva. Not sure though, I was adhering to rule #1 and not really paying attention to his tantrum.


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Cerberus.Flaminglegion said: »
yes.
Not blue box?!!!!!!!! /tantrum
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By Carbuncle.Sisko 2014-08-19 08:13:27
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I have to ask, as the whole thing feels like a true story, at which ls exactly are you sneakily throwing tantrums ?

Names !
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 Cerberus.Flaminglegion
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By Cerberus.Flaminglegion 2014-08-19 08:51:23
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I don't know what you're talking about, this circle is about free expression, not fascist moves. linkshell is about being the best damn princess you can be
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 Valefor.Sapphire
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By Valefor.Sapphire 2014-08-19 09:37:03
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Cerberus.Flaminglegion said: »
Daily events
Mon/Wed/Fri: Throwing fits
Tues/Thurs/Sat: Tantrums
Sun: Day at the salon
Only 1 day a week of salon/spa time? This sounds horrible! What is wrong with you!?
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 Cerberus.Flaminglegion
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By Cerberus.Flaminglegion 2014-08-19 10:14:10
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You misunderstand, that's just our mandatory minimum - you're more than welcome to more spa time outside the group sessions

Rule 8.
You must do anything princess asks of you, but complain profusely whilst doing and after having done so
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 Cerberus.Spirachub
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By Cerberus.Spirachub 2014-08-19 10:52:34
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1 day at the salon is to give you the excuse to throw a tantrum over dry skin and black heads.
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By Cerberus.Kyzuna 2014-08-19 11:27:49
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We also provide Eyebrow threading and or waxing for our fellow princesses free of charge
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By Cerberus.Pickly 2014-08-25 23:57:01
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does previous pageant experience help my application look better?
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By Odin.Acacia 2014-08-26 00:59:42
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By Cerberus.Spirachub 2014-08-27 11:10:55
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Cerberus.Pickly said: »
does previous pageant experience help my application look better?

I read previous pregnant experience.....
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 Cerberus.Flaminglegion
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By Cerberus.Flaminglegion 2014-08-27 11:14:02
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Cerberus.Pickly said: »
does previous pageant experience help my application look better?
Help? It's practically a requirement! It'll also help your application of beauty products look better

Mother-loving undercutters everywhere, how can I sell my wares at market value when people are selling at less than 10%!? :(


Cerberus.Spirachub said: »
I read previous pregnant experience.....
If that means the applicants are anything like Princess Eyebrows then I think that definitely helps
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By Cerberus.Rizla 2014-09-04 00:35:27
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Im a Princess, so posting at 6am not having slept is fine, because princess's dont need beauty sleep.

Rule 9. Being a Princess is a fulltime job.
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 Cerberus.Spirachub
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By Cerberus.Spirachub 2014-09-04 07:32:23
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but... sleeping beauty is a princess!
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By Cerberus.Rizla 2014-09-04 10:45:11
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she is also into bestiality, so not sure she'd get my vote for queen ;/
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By Cerberus.Ccarlos 2014-09-18 07:29:40
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I wanna be a princess where do I apply?
 Cerberus.Spirachub
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By Cerberus.Spirachub 2014-09-18 07:38:47
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You can apply in this thread~ :P

Upon receiving a pearl, you will have to pass the Ku**** test in order to be a proper princess and receive your tiara.

.... I still don't have a tiara q_q
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 Cerberus.Flaminglegion
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By Cerberus.Flaminglegion 2014-09-18 08:25:18
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You can apply at the LS website or stand around in game between 18:00 and 01:00 weeknights and demand a pearl without applying, attesting to the core values of the group

Cerberus.Rizla said: »
not sure she'd get my vote for queen ;/
Luckily Princess doesn't need to be voted in, and doesn't care for your approval!

Cerberus.Spirachub said: »
.... I still don't have a tiara q_q
It's Princess' turn to wear the tiara this week
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By Cerberus.Tidis 2014-09-18 08:41:45
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Cerberus.Flaminglegion said: »
You can apply at the LS website or stand around in game between 18:00 and 01:00 weeknights and demand a pearl without applying, attesting to the core values of the group

Cerberus.Rizla said: »
not sure she'd get my vote for queen ;/
Luckily Princess doesn't need to be voted in, and doesn't care for your approval!

Cerberus.Spirachub said: »
.... I still don't have a tiara q_q
It's Princess' turn to wear the tiara this week
I see you're not the tiara type of princess but are really desiring to be a coif princess.

PS. Coif is a silly word.
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