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The whistle-blower is a PB&J sandwich? Wow, my suspicions were right all along!
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You see the white bread is oppressing the peanut butter and jelly.
fonewear said: » You see the white bread is oppressing the peanut butter and jelly. I think you just subliminally convinced me that oppression is delicious. At least we have one matter cleared up.
Quote: White House press secretary Josh Earnest began his daily press briefing with what sounded like a sober announcement. He said he wanted to clear up something from President Obama's much-talked-about news conference on Thursday. Would he be disclosing the White House's "strategy" for combatting the Islamic State in Syria that Obama said he didn't "yet" have? Nope, he just wanted to joke about that unsightly tan suit. "The president stands squarely behind the decision he made yesterday to wear his summer suit," Earnest said to laughs. Offline
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Obama said to wear Navy blue suit...signs suggest more drone strikes to come soon.
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I'm a secret Muslim but I don't go around telling everyone...wait what ?
Fearmongers gonna fearmonger.
Cerberus.Pleebo said: » Fearmongers gonna fearmonger. It seems pretty obviously written by the person it's claiming to be quoting. It's borderline libelous. I did a little research on the organizations that the contributor uses as "credentials" and they're almost exclusively rightist lobbies and thinktanks. She's incredulous at best. I always confuse the Examiner with the Blaze. But I did stumble upon this article in the Strange News category.
Quote: Two Georgia siblings were arrested in Effingham County and have been charged with incest after admitting to having sex three times. The NY Daily News reported on Aug. 29, 2014, that they had sex three times in a tractor-trailer parked outside of a church, and they had sex after watching "The Notebook" three times together. 20-year-old Christopher Buckner and her brother, 25-year-old Timothy Savoy, were walking down Highway 30 in Effingham County around 4:30 a.m. on Tuesday morning. The police stopped them after someone in the community called 911 to report a possible prowler. It took a while as Savoy originally just said he was taking the woman home, but the police soon learned they were brother and sister. That was when more information came out that the two had just had sex in the tractor trailer that was parked outside the Countryside Baptist Church. Eventually, the siblings decided to admit to everything, including the incest. They said that the sex happened after they watched the romantic film "The Notebook" starring Ryan Gosling. It appears they watched the movie three times and it apparently got them in a loving type of mood. The Huffington Post reported that the odd couple were arrested and charged with incest, prowling, and aggravated sodomy. There is no word on Buckner, but records show Savoy is still being held on $13,400 bond. fonewear said: » Huff Post plus incest = win ! I think I have a new fetish now. "Oh for crying out loud! At this point they are consenting adults and the police have no business in their sexcapades!" Offline
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With the economy the way it is your sister might be the next best thing to a girlfriend.
fonewear said: » With the economy the way it is your sister might be the next best thing to a girlfriend. You changed your post, lol. Oh well.
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I was going to write something really nasty but I changed my mind.
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Maybe he found out after he (you know) her that she was his sister.
fonewear said: » Maybe he found out after he (you know) her that she was his sister. Offline
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The Notebook maybe me reevaluate my unrealistic expectations of love.
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Have you ever loved someone so much you had to watch a terrible movie with them for 124 minutes ? I have.
fonewear said: » Have you ever loved someone so much you had to watch a terrible movie with them for 124 minutes ? I have. Offline
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You know what Saw needs about fifteen sequels that sounds like a good idea.
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I always thought Saw was just a thinly veiled attack of the George W Bush administration.
fonewear said: » I always thought Saw was just a thinly veiled attack of the George W Bush administration. Offline
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I thought Hostel was the most disgusting movie I've ever watched.
And I have no interest in the Human Centipede. Never saw Hotel, but The Human Centipede is a classic, lol.
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It isn't that I'm against gore or horror but it is boring to me.
If you have silver VW Jetta in CT, they're on to you!
Quote: Authorities in Connecticut on Friday were investigating a possible threat against President Barack Obama, local media reported. The U.S. Secret Service, which is responsible for presidential security, issued a statement saying, "Information has been received by law enforcement regarding a potentially suspicious person and vehicle. We are working with our local law enforcement partners to determine the validity of the information provided." The Hartford Courant said state police were searching for a man who allegedly had made a threat against Obama and was driving a silver Volkswagen Jetta. Obama was scheduled to be in Rhode Island on Friday night for a Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee fundraiser. No further details were immediately available. Offline
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: » If you have silver VW Jetta in CT, they're on to you! Quote: Authorities in Connecticut on Friday were investigating a possible threat against President Barack Obama, local media reported. The U.S. Secret Service, which is responsible for presidential security, issued a statement saying, "Information has been received by law enforcement regarding a potentially suspicious person and vehicle. We are working with our local law enforcement partners to determine the validity of the information provided." The Hartford Courant said state police were searching for a man who allegedly had made a threat against Obama and was driving a silver Volkswagen Jetta. Obama was scheduled to be in Rhode Island on Friday night for a Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee fundraiser. No further details were immediately available. It was me I confess. Police are at me house now pray for me everyone ! (Obama if you are reading this you are the best President since Teddy Roosevelt !) |
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