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 Siren.Mosin
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-30 11:02:00
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
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Sorry, it's my job. Be vigilant!
there is an envelope for you, just arrived in the mail.

you read my mind, you beautiful ***.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-30 11:10:20
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I'm not surprised ramy's job is rectal awareness....

butt...
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-30 11:22:05
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I'm not surprised ramy's job is rectal awareness....

butt...

My job isn't rectal awareness. My job frequently calls for dealing with cancer patients and I process a lot of them that are in the 30-45 age range. =\

I'M SORRY FOR TAKING A MOMENT TO CARE ABOUT YOU BUTTHEADS.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-30 11:23:08
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Ramyrez said: »
I'M SORRY FOR TAKING A MOMENT TO CARE ABOUT YOU BUTTHEADS.

well you should be.
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-01-30 11:24:50
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Ramyrez said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I'm not surprised ramy's job is rectal awareness....

butt...

My job isn't rectal awareness. My job frequently calls for dealing with cancer patients and I process a lot of them that are in the 30-45 age range. =\

I'M SORRY FOR TAKING A MOMENT TO CARE ABOUT YOU BUTTHEADS.

No need to be anal.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-30 11:28:09
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Ramyrez said: »
I process a lot of them that are in the 30-45 age range..

oh...you work at the soylent green factory...gotcha.

so...um.... maybe...idk... just let some of them slide down the chute and leave their butts alone?...

<you're about a quart low scene from "Once upon a time in mexico">
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-30 12:08:06
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-30 12:08:26
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deal with it.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-30 12:10:18
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Siren.Mosin said: »
deal with it.

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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-30 12:18:47
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ok ok ok ,

enough screwing with remo....

we have important NI matters to attend to.

/shufflessomepapers

hmmm - mmmmm

WHAT"S FOR LUNCH TODAY!??!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-30 12:20:33
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Free pizza. I haven't paid for lunch all week for some reason :o
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-30 12:20:54
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Siren.Mosin said: »
ok ok ok ,

enough screwing with remo....

we have important NI matters to attend to.

/shufflessomepapers

hmmm - mmmmm

WHAT"S FOR LUNCH TODAY!??!

I had spicy shrimp and french fries. And they delivered it quickly enough that it was all even crispy today.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-30 12:22:12
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Free pizza.

that's the best kind.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-30 12:29:46
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Fenrir.Atheryn said: »
No need to be anal.

and thank you random guy we can usually handle the "piling on" of people butt it never hurts to have extra help!

/salute

in non *** related news...hopefully...

I had kurdish food to help support them/celebrate their victory over those *** from islamic state...

been hungry for kebab since last night... I had this really detailed dream I was torturing one of those jackasses. I broke his arm with a kimura arm lock and then I starting breaking each of fingers....

but I could tell I still wasn't getting through to him so then I ate his eye...

Or I'm doing black ops in my sleep again... <yells out loud in his office> WHICH I HAD BETTER BE GETTING PAID FOR!!!

I didn't wake up with any japanese journalists in my house so I assume the mission was a failure... /shrug
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-30 12:32:47
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Meanwhile, I had a dream I was on some sort of mission with a small group, took over an anti-air gun with multi-target missile lock on and defended the position from a swarm of fighters.

Then I found my cat who was imprisoned in a box and rescued him.

I really wish I was kidding.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-30 12:34:49
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Or I'm doing black ops in my sleep again... <yells out loud in his office> WHICH I HAD BETTER BE GETTING PAID FOR!!!

*flips through the book*

...death in the field...debts to foreign assets...dining with female assets...

Ah! Here it is.

*clears throat*

"Disavowed shall be any agent who does not get results as a result of sleep-hypnotized actions, and shall not be compensated or acknowledged in any fashion."

Sorry about your luck.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-30 12:35:59
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I had kurdish food to help support them/celebrate their victory over those *** from islamic state...

that sounds good, but I've got no ethic food out here. or not much anyway.

maybe I'll be a fat little piggy & get taco johns. nothing like mexican food that is so not-mexican, they went ahead & named it 'west-mex'.

dawg. that's not a thing...

Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I didn't wake up with any japanese journalists in my house so I assume the mission was a failure... /shrug

I don't see those poor *** making out of the middle east alive, though your efforts are admirable. there was a story the other day about a grandpa from florida that just flew over there, & started helping the kurds out. it was pretty funny, the dude sounded like a dumbass. when they asked him if he was having issues communicating, he said he came under fire, & stood up on a roof yelling at some kurdish dudes "WHAT DO I DO??!?!" he said they laughed at him & told him ducking would probably be a good idea...

good stuff.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-01-30 12:37:03
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I had a dream

I got to meet st' vincent, but in the dream, she was tilda swinton & hated me. it was super weird.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-30 12:42:44
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My dreams all suck, are rarely about women, and when they are they're never the fun kind, they're always the uncomfortable kind.

Lots of dreaming about being back in high school or college, and in similarly uncomfortable situations.

Apparently, if you read any dream-interpretation sites, I have about as much self-doubt as a human being can have.

Personally I just think it's a biproduct of using too much social media to stay connected with people.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-30 12:50:35
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It's Friday, and done with work.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-30 12:52:23
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Meanwhile, I had a dream I was on some sort of mission with a small group, took over an anti-air gun with multi-target missile lock on and defended the position from a swarm of fighters.

Then I found my cat who was imprisoned in a box and rescued him.

I really wish I was kidding.

no...thank god the cat is ok.

/chomps on cigar <A-Team music>


thanks for the suppressing fire by the way that bought us a lot of time
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-30 12:52:35
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Wouldn't west-mex be pacific?
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-30 12:53:33
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Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Wouldn't west-mex be pacific?

As far as I'm concerned "West-mex" starts at the easternmost Taco Bell in Ohio.
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By Bloodrose 2015-01-30 12:54:14
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Yo dawg, I heard you liked West-Mex.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-30 12:55:28
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Bahamut.Milamber said: »
It's Friday, and done with work.
I miss Firefly :(

Shiva.Nikolce said: »
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Meanwhile, I had a dream I was on some sort of mission with a small group, took over an anti-air gun with multi-target missile lock on and defended the position from a swarm of fighters.

Then I found my cat who was imprisoned in a box and rescued him.

I really wish I was kidding.

no...thank god the cat is ok.

/chomps on cigar <A-Team music>


thanks for the suppressing fire by the way that bought us a lot of time
Glad I could help. I pity the fool who flies into my sights.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-30 12:57:35
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
I miss Firefly :(

The theme song was a lie. They took the sky from us! ;;;;;;
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By Bismarck.Leneth 2015-01-30 13:01:59
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »

but I could tell I still wasn't getting through to him so then I ate his eye...
What did it taste like? (Chicken will not be accepted as answer as the joke is older than all our ages combined)

@Mosin will start the demo in 15 minutes!
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By Bloodrose 2015-01-30 13:04:04
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it tasted like insignificant bags of peanuts.

Or peanut flavored chicken. So peanut-y, you can't even taste the chicken.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-30 13:04:31
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I would imagine a human eye tastes an awful lot like a mouthful of raw pig fat and grissle. Which sounds absolutely disgusting.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-30 13:05:32
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Ramyrez said: »
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I miss Firefly :(

The theme song was a lie. They took the sky from us! ;;;;;;
Not just a lie, but an abomination.
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