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 Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-01-27 11:32:49
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Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »
I know how much we want to just say *** off to everyone but try to give new nerds a tiny bit of effort, for me guys okay?

I gave each of you the same effort when you joined the site to try and make this place somewhere you'd like to stay, so try! So I don't have to come in here and do it for you. Teeny bit of effort don't have to be helpful or kind or anything annoying! Zah: keep these old *** thinking and relatively functional since you're the young one~

I don't like getting PMs about Ni lol
No.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-27 11:59:04
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Welcoming newcomers was Spence and I's job. I think we've been failing that for a while now.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-27 12:00:39
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I've tried to tell newcomers for a while. All you have to do is act like you belong. It's like rule #1 of blending in and not getting caught in places you shouldn't be.

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WHERE IS ZAH!? SHE'S ALWAYS ACTING LIKE SHE BELONGS EVERYWHERE. I BET SHE KNOWS WHERE MY MISSING *** ARE!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-27 12:01:43
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nobody gives a *** about what you don't like...

especially ramy...since all his *** were stolen... /clears throat

I mean missing and presumed misplaced....

/quietly
heh heh heh ....

welcome to the real world jackass!

/throws it on the ground

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By Ramyrez 2015-01-27 12:03:21
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
nobody gives a *** about what you don't like...

especially ramy...since all his *** were stolen... /clears throat

I mean missing and presumed misplaced....

/quietly
heh heh heh ....

welcome to the real world jackass!

/throws it on the ground


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By Ramyrez 2015-01-27 12:08:53
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You know what? I've just realized.

I don't care anymore where my *** went. I was just going to give them away.

Let it all burn, I don't care.

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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-27 12:09:30
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Here Ramy, you can have a few of my ***. I was just going to hold onto them anyway.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-27 12:12:45
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Welcoming newcomers was Spence and I's job. I think we've been failing that for a while now.

/stops PARKER loading the catapult with rocks and garbage

wait a second... we were supposed to be welcoming them....nicely!?

/scratches head

man did I read that memo wrong....

/looks at all the dead bodies outside on the fields of eternia
yeesh....
/casually closes curtain

well would you look at the time..... /whisitles and walks away
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-27 12:27:31
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<the sounds of whistling and heavy machinery waft in from outside>

....yeah nothing at all going on out here...at all....just moving some.... dirt... around... hmmmm hmmm hmm...

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PARKER!!! can't you make that thing shovel any faster!
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-01-27 12:30:19
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Oh, Nik! You were missed. I was hoping you would rack 'em up in an abortion thread. LOL!

EDIT: Errr...I'm the "young" one? Flavin's like a year and some months older than me, IIRC. Dame's younger than me. Spath is the "baby". Where the hell has Spath been anyway?
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-27 12:44:00
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Nik did NOT properly interpret the request for a new basement wall...

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-27 12:45:15
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Where the hell has Spath been anyway?

I think I weirded him out... a little... >.>

it turns out there are only so many series of shocks to the system a young man can handle....

PARKER /shows Nik the printout

forty seven hundred too many huh? hmmmm.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-01-27 12:45:59
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You're older than me Z... ya old lady...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-01-27 12:46:35
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Ramyrez said: »
Nik did NOT properly interpret the request for a new basement wall...

He said on the backs!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-27 12:53:56
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/makes PARKER take it down and re-do it
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-27 13:18:26
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Spath must be summoned using an ancient ritual passed down through the royal family.

*clears throat*
Let it begin.

*smacks a gong*
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The ritual has been completed.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-01-27 13:25:51
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Oh my God! What am I doing?
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-27 13:34:15
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Oh my God! What am I doing?

Walking down a path to frustration.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-27 13:40:28
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Oh my God! What am I doing?

/shrugs

idk... mosin found the chloroform bottle and so I'm trying to find where he is passed out so I can draw on his face with magic markers...
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-27 13:44:38
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Oh my God! What am I doing?

/shrugs

idk... mosin found the chloroform bottle and so I'm trying to find where he is passed out so I can draw on his face with magic markers...

Never gets old no matter how old you are.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-27 13:58:55
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Arrrrrr.

This *** day, seriously. Is it Friday yet?
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-01-27 13:59:07
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Ugh...Need some funny.
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-27 14:00:59
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I told my wife to badger me into going to the gym after work because I need to get back into the habit, but *** I don't want to go.

Like, I want to work out.

I just physically do not want to go home, change, clean snow off my truck, go to the gym, change again, shower, change AGAIN, go home, make dinner, clean up...*** hell.

I will never understand people who enjoy this process!
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-01-27 14:27:30
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I should have gone to bed earlier.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2015-01-27 14:33:12
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Ramyrez said: »
I told my wife to badger me into going to the gym after work because I need to get back into the habit, but *** I don't want to go.

Like, I want to work out.

I just physically do not want to go home, change, clean snow off my truck, go to the gym, change again, shower, change AGAIN, go home, make dinner, clean up...*** hell.

I will never understand people who enjoy this process!

It takes about 2wks of dredging through it before your endorphin levels are at a point were all those things seem trivial.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-27 14:35:24
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I should have gone to bed earlier.
Not a day passes in which I do not think this. Not a day passes in which I act on this thought. I am a creation of my own devices. Even with this knowledge I play the part of the fool. Ever spiraling down the hole of misery until finally realization strikes. If only I had listened to those voices. If only I had not become my own worst enemy. Then, and only then, I could have obtained this inner happiness when I had the energy to enjoy it.

But instead, I listen to the other voice in my head. The devil on my shoulder, the darkness to the light, the pain to the euphoria. It whispers to me. It whispers each night. The same words, night after night, never altering. It whispers, "One more match."
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By Ramyrez 2015-01-27 14:45:21
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Ramyrez said: »
I told my wife to badger me into going to the gym after work because I need to get back into the habit, but *** I don't want to go.

Like, I want to work out.

I just physically do not want to go home, change, clean snow off my truck, go to the gym, change again, shower, change AGAIN, go home, make dinner, clean up...*** hell.

I will never understand people who enjoy this process!

It takes about 2wks of dredging through it before your endorphin levels are at a point were all those things seem trivial.

Those things never seem trivial. I previously did a very thorough gym schedule for nearly a year before getting abnormally sick and letting it fall to the wayside. I've never been able to get back on track in the past nine months.

Bolded part, I should add the caveat that I want to work out because it's something I need to do. I don not actually enjoy it.

I really, thoroughly, and completely despise going to the gym and working out in general. It's never not a burden, only the thought of joint space narrowing in my knees and the health hazards of unchecked obesity keep me going at all.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-01-27 14:47:19
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
But instead, I listen to the other voice in my head. The devil on my shoulder, the darkness to the light, the pain to the euphoria. It whispers to me. It whispers each night. The same words, night after night, never altering. It whispers, "One more match."

ummmm... that's the intercom... you're supposed to give PARKER a match... so he can light the fires that keep the slaves warm enough to survive at night in the mines...

/drums fingers on desk

/listens and doesn't hear any digging
so.... I'll... go get some more slaves then... I guess...

PARKER... go shove everyone that didn't cue up for breakfast gruel into the hole with the lava
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-01-27 14:55:13
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
But instead, I listen to the other voice in my head. The devil on my shoulder, the darkness to the light, the pain to the euphoria. It whispers to me. It whispers each night. The same words, night after night, never altering. It whispers, "One more match."

ummmm... that's the intercom... you're supposed to give PARKER a match... so he can light the fires that keep the slaves warm enough to survive at night in the mines...

/drums fingers on desk

/listens and doesn't hear any digging
so.... I'll... go get some more slaves then... I guess...

PARKER... go shove everyone that didn't cue up for breakfast gruel into the hole with the lava
I was actually referencing League of Legends, but in a more meaningful world, then yes I totally meant a match made for lighting a fire.

And the thought did cross my mind for it being taken as the fire type of match.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-01-27 14:57:15
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »


Ugh...Need some funny.
Go watch some QI. :)
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