Good afternoon friends, colleagues and Ronnie Montrose impersonators.
I stand before you seeking the temporary remainder of a 10,000 Byne Bill to complete a relic. While I do not bear wealth which would resemble an otherwise substantial collateral, rest assured that I have only procured two Kraken Clubs in a similar fashion.
This competition is only open to residents of the Leviathan server, ages three and up (minors must request an adult's supervision).
/salute
