Mayan Calendar Find "Cancels Doomsday"

So I can really extend my mog locker past that date without wasting my Bronze pieces?

the Mayans did predict an end to things, but not in the apocalyptic doomsday scenario like the bible does, lolchristians like to pretend it's all the same...

on another note: with the way world politics have been going, there may be some major ***going down this year.

I have a stockpile ready for when China loses control of North Korea, do you?

(inb4 somebody says something about Iran and nukes, the level of enrichment for weapons grade uranium/plutonium is worlds apart of what they are currently capable of or what's needed for fuel, take some nuclear physics classes, ffs.

Nuke the planet to write "LOL 2012" across the planet's surface for any passer-by aliens to see.

The mystery of the Terran disappearance.

that would be great.

★o★;;

Damn it.. there goes my plans...

Btw am I the only one who's scared of Nikki Minaj.. Idk she freaks me the hell out

She? The very few I've seen of that thing doesn't look like a female.

It doesn't scare me but it's a sad waste of semen.

^ -_-

I liked how Yahtzee, of Zero Punctuation fame put it in one of his Extra Punctuation articles. I forget the exact wording but along these lines:
Every civilization has had its own belief about Armageddon because deep down they all wanted to believe theirs was somehow special in the grand scheme. They've all been wrong. This one will be wrong. You will die and the world will continue without you.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/religion-and-beliefs/news/article.cfm?c_id=301&objectid=10804192

I thought this article was a better read.

"Aussie women are too picky, that's the problem!"

Or they don't like being treated like ***and abused. It's one or the other.