Metal Mantis rusts.
-69 = 1102
Nevill uses necro-bump!
Kill A Boss, SoM Style
Kill a boss, SoM Style
Nevill's necro-bump has no effect.
-0 = 1102
ChaosX calls in the Roflcopter.
-0 = 1102
ChaosX calls in the Roflcopter.
Necro Bump Detected!
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The Roflcopter fires it's lulz laser at Metal Mantis.
-49 = 1053
Dameshi tells a ghost story.
-49 = 1053
Dameshi tells a ghost story.
Metal Mantis is confussled and hits himself
-18 = 1008
Misao smacks with a giant Paper Fan
-18 = 1008
Misao smacks with a giant Paper Fan
Misao hits Metal Mantis with a super fast flurry of blows, each doing very little to no damage, but with their powers combined they deal great damage to the fiend!
-54 = 954
Dameshi listens to Ogre Battle 64 music.
-54 = 954
Dameshi listens to Ogre Battle 64 music.
Metal Mantis tries to dance to it but trips, damaging itself
-35=919
Misao uses Finales Funkeln
-35=919
Misao uses Finales Funkeln
The Mantis suffers from food poisoning
-42 = 820
Lolserj points out a flaw that the Mantis has
-42 = 820
Lolserj points out a flaw that the Mantis has
Mantis goes Emo and cuts itself
-48 = 772
Misao smacks the mantis with my keyboard wesdfsdafasdfertyuiop
-48 = 772
Misao smacks the mantis with my keyboard wesdfsdafasdfertyuiop
The Mantis picks keys out of his forehead.
-58 = 714
Dameshi gives the Metal Mantis a hug.
-58 = 714
Dameshi gives the Metal Mantis a hug.
Metal Mantis becomes obsessed with MLP, buying all the merchandise it can find. Eventually, Metal Mantis runs out of money and is loses his home. He spends the next 3 months on the street, all alone except for his collection of ponies. It becomes a stronger mantis from the experience, and now speaks in schools about the dangers of MLP obsession.
-17 = 652
Dameshi teaches Metal Mantis how to read.
-17 = 652
Dameshi teaches Metal Mantis how to read.
The laughing scars the Metal Mantis for life. He has nightmares each time he sleeps.
-60 = 576
Dameshi wields the Master Sword.
-60 = 576
Dameshi wields the Master Sword.
Master Sword is moderately effective.
-33= 543
Draugo sends in the big guns. Psh master sword, didn't you know that corn is the master bait?
-33= 543
Draugo sends in the big guns. Psh master sword, didn't you know that corn is the master bait?
Big guns fail to fire so Draugo tosses them to the mantis
-43=500
Misao tosses a Card at the mantis
-43=500
Misao tosses a Card at the mantis
Whiffed as bad as gambit!
-0
Attacks Mantis with oxyclean.
-0
Attacks Mantis with oxyclean.
Oxyclean and Debate are both quite boring, Mantis falls asleep
-24=476
Throws Mantis a male
-24=476
Throws Mantis a male
This boss has been alive for almost a year someone give me a crit!
Male Mantis severed head lumps lazily into Mantis' leg
-15= 461
Maybe a juicy crawler works. /toss
Male Mantis severed head lumps lazily into Mantis' leg
-15= 461
Maybe a juicy crawler works. /toss
Misao throws the book at Draugo bounces off his head and lands on Metal Mantis' thorax....
-32=429
Draugo takes a turn out for defying the laws of physics.
-32=429
Draugo takes a turn out for defying the laws of physics.
Necro Bump Detected!
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