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By Nevill 2011-11-21 18:22:03
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Metal Mantis rusts.

-69 = 1102

Nevill uses necro-bump!
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-11-21 18:41:49
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Nevill's necro-bump has no effect.

-0 = 1102

ChaosX calls in the Roflcopter.
necroskullNecro Bump Detected! [74 days between previous and next post]
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-03 11:44:27
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The Roflcopter fires it's lulz laser at Metal Mantis.

-49 = 1053

Dameshi tells a ghost story.
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By Ramuh.Rowland 2012-02-03 11:48:18
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Dame's Ghost story frightens the Metal Mantis and makes him shake off a piece of armor.

-27 = 1026

Rowland uses Dame's necrobump
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By Bismarck.Misao 2012-02-03 11:49:54
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Metal Mantis is confussled and hits himself
-18 = 1008

Misao smacks with a giant Paper Fan
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-03 11:56:35
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Misao hits Metal Mantis with a super fast flurry of blows, each doing very little to no damage, but with their powers combined they deal great damage to the fiend!

-54 = 954

Dameshi listens to Ogre Battle 64 music.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2012-02-03 12:26:57
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Metal Mantis tries to dance to it but trips, damaging itself

-35=919

Misao uses Finales Funkeln
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By Ramuh.Rowland 2012-02-03 12:30:42
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Finales Funkeln blinds the Mantis and cuts through his defenses!

-57 = 862

Rowland throws his lunch at the Metal Mantis
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By Asura.Lolserj 2012-02-03 12:33:48
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The Mantis suffers from food poisoning

-42 = 820

Lolserj points out a flaw that the Mantis has
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By Bismarck.Misao 2012-02-03 12:37:58
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Mantis goes Emo and cuts itself
-48 = 772

Misao smacks the mantis with my keyboard wesdfsdafasdfertyuiop
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-03 12:46:45
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The Mantis picks keys out of his forehead.
-58 = 714

Dameshi gives the Metal Mantis a hug.
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By Ramuh.Rowland 2012-02-03 13:06:17
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The hug of Dameshi causes Metal Mantis to overheat!

-45 = 669

Rowland introduces Metal Mantis to My Little Pony
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-03 13:31:16
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Metal Mantis becomes obsessed with MLP, buying all the merchandise it can find. Eventually, Metal Mantis runs out of money and is loses his home. He spends the next 3 months on the street, all alone except for his collection of ponies. It becomes a stronger mantis from the experience, and now speaks in schools about the dangers of MLP obsession.

-17 = 652

Dameshi teaches Metal Mantis how to read.
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By Asura.Patriclis 2012-02-03 13:33:30
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Metal Mantis becomes obsessed with MLP, buying all the merchandise it can find. Eventually, Metal Mantis runs out of money and is loses his home. He spends the next 3 months on the street, all alone except for his collection of ponies. It becomes a stronger mantis from the experience, and now speaks in schools about the dangers of MLP obsession.

-17 = 652

Dameshi teaches Metal Mantis how to read.

Metal Mantis learns a few words and then gives up.

-16 = 636

Patriclis points and laughs hysterically at the Metal mantis.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2012-02-03 13:49:33
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The laughing scars the Metal Mantis for life. He has nightmares each time he sleeps.

-60 = 576

Dameshi wields the Master Sword.
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By Leviathan.Draugo 2012-02-03 14:36:43
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Master Sword is moderately effective.

-33= 543

Draugo sends in the big guns. Psh master sword, didn't you know that corn is the master bait?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2012-02-03 14:48:01
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Big guns fail to fire so Draugo tosses them to the mantis
-43=500

Misao tosses a Card at the mantis
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By Leviathan.Draugo 2012-02-03 14:49:11
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Whiffed as bad as gambit!

-0

Attacks Mantis with oxyclean.
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By Ramuh.Rowland 2012-02-03 14:49:13
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Oxyclean slowly eats the Mantis's skin

-11 = 489

Rowland has a philosophical debate with the Mantis
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By Leviathan.Draugo 2012-02-03 14:50:15
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Oxyclean and Debate are both quite boring, Mantis falls asleep

-24=476

Throws Mantis a male
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By Leviathan.Draugo 2012-02-03 16:08:28
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This boss has been alive for almost a year someone give me a crit!

Male Mantis severed head lumps lazily into Mantis' leg
-15= 461

Maybe a juicy crawler works. /toss
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By Leviathan.Draugo 2012-02-07 15:47:03
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Misao throws the book at Draugo bounces off his head and lands on Metal Mantis' thorax....

-32=429

Draugo takes a turn out for defying the laws of physics.
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