What Happens When You Leave A Game On Pause For To

I probally would of killed all these *** myself because my master left me on pause. (paused guy)

Thank you for saving me, Not sure how the hell i got here in the first place. (paused guy)

Fo ~ sho Its what I do. (un- paused guy)

Do you always bust up in places and just kill everybody? (paused guy)

Yeh I always have to save pussies like you from games that make no sense. (un-paused guy)

Ok well thats kinda *** up you know? (paused guy)

At least my master didnt abandon me. (un-paused guy)

Your skills in combat are of utsmost legendry i must say. (paused guy)

Yeh i know nobody *** with me if thats what ur sayin. (un-paused guy)

until today i have never seen someone threatening to break out into open explosive violence. (paused guy)

Oh thats just some ***i learned from dragonball z last week when my master left me on pause (un-paused guy)

So this is a regular thing for you? (paused guy)

Yeh i pretty much run ***around here (un-paused guy)

Wow Can you teach me how to run ***as you say? (paused guy)

No you are fragile and I could roundhouse kick you off this balcony in less than a second (un-paused guy)

Well can you please stop acting like a psycho and get me to the next save point? (paused guy)

My master forgot to charge the controller (paused guy)

And when i wake up Im someone else in some other world. (paused guy)

Kinda freaky you know? (paused guy)

I just want to sleep. (paused guy)

to be continued..

huh?

It always cut me off when i try to post.. "what happens when you leave a game on pause for too long" (random dialogue)

i don't...

tried to be creative:)

You are the weakest links, goodbye

^^

you need to get me some of this weed you are smoking.

apparently noone has a sense of humour any more :(

I think people don't get it(me included). Is this a conversation between a paused person and an unpaused person? Are these supposed to be funny one-liners? I'm not sure what's going on here...

Please don't... -.-

I READ IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND IT STILL DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

LOL wtf

Yay Hunger Games.

Hunger Games <3<3<3