Http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Final_Fantasy_XI

Been posted here before but still lol'd

Stupid question as I have never done it or seen it done looking at the dragonforce trolling part... what happens when you call for help on an NM?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Final_Fantasy_XI

there u go =)

"What happens is, you're on your way to Jeuno traveling the same route you take every day but this time you encounter a giant anus which sucks you in and shits you out in the past."

Lol'd hard

Nearly everyone who plays this game think that it's god damn serious business. About 90% of them don't even know what the hell trolling is, most of the rest are newfags. Now add a system where only 1 person or group can claim a monster or occupy most event areas. Then put in rare monsters that literally only spawn once every 24+ hours IRL. Then put in a shitload of jobs that won't work together unless it's the perfect set up. Then remember that pretty much the whole game is group-oriented so most everyone is too chickenshit to even think of seriously trolling. What you get is an untapped gold mine of lulz for you trolls in training.

Still don't know what the hell to do?
In the Game Itself

* Easy Mode - Go to any of the forums below and say how much better your job is than the alternative. PLD vs. NIN, WHM vs. RDM, BRD vs. COR and any DD against each other are most effective. Topics on "Equipment A pwns Equipment B" can also cause days of research and spewing of tl;dr mathematics on how B is 0.0004% more effective than A.

* Normal Mode - Do the same as above but in game on the /shout chatmode. The resulting shitstorm is similar to saying god exists on /b/, but this is still funny.
* Hard Mode - Join someone's Assault/BCNM/ENM/ZNM/whateverNM and wipe the party.
* Insane Mode - Steal a Linkshell's Dynamis zone. Unless it's Dynamis - Windurst, then get inside and run to the "Death House."
* DragonForce Mode

1. Find a big honkin' monster that's camped heavily like King Arthro, Behemoth, Adamantoise or Fafnir.
2. Claim it.
3. Use "Call For Help"
4. Bonus points for keeping it alive for 15-30 minutes.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!

In the Game Itself
Easy Mode - Go to any of the forums below and say how much better your job is than the alternative. PLD vs. NIN, WHM vs. RDM, BRD vs. COR and any DD against each other are most effective. Topics on "Equipment A pwns Equipment B" can also cause days of research and spewing of tl;dr mathematics on how B is 0.0004% more effective than A.
Normal Mode - Do the same as above but in game on the /shout chatmode. The resulting shitstorm is similar to saying god exists on /b/, but this is still funny.
Hard Mode - Join someone's Assault/BCNM/ENM/ZNM/whateverNM and wipe the party.
Insane Mode - Steal a Linkshell's Dynamis zone. Unless it's Dynamis - Windurst, then get inside and run to the "Death House."
DragonForce Mode
Find a big honkin' monster that's camped heavily like King Arthro, Behemoth, Adamantoise or Fafnir.
Claim it.
Use "Call For Help"
Bonus points for keeping it alive for 15-30 minutes.
???
PROFIT!

Scruff beat me to it lol