OOHHH WELLS I AM BACK!!

WELLL I AM BACK BRODERS OAH AND SE HAVIN SOME KOORL STUFFS FOR OURS TOONS (DAT WOW TALK YO FOR OUR BUDDEHS) BUUUTTTT IS IT GEST MEH WUT WAR GETS!?!?!!!!!!! NUTHIN!! >__________>; IF I WASNT RESTIN ON THIS COFFIE OL COUCH EATIN MAH BARRITOES YO ID GO TELL SE SUMTHIN BOUTS WHAT WAR BRING TO DIS HER GAME GAAARRRHHH LOOK GOT A BRODER MADE YO >_________>;

I MISSED YOUUU I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE YOU WERENT HERE. THANK GOD THE WORLD WONT END NOW/

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DON'T SAY TOONS.

Laffter's Respect For Derf went down .2 points.

oAH Y'ALL NOES HOW TO MAKES A GALKERS BLUSH :O! A HOT MOMMA LIKE URSELFSS NEEDS SOME DERFIE IN UR LIFE EVERYNOWANDTHENS YEPP!!

HMM THATGEST L IKE MAH FISHIN SKILLZ BE YO!

YAYAYA SO WHEN YOU COMING OVER SO I KNOW WHEN TO GET A BAT . . . . SO WE CAN PLAY UHHHH BASEBALL YA

I'm sorry..rate me down all you like...but people find derf funny?..... why? plz tell me the appeal lol

welcome back derf here i thought you made the ffxiv jump! ;p

Lolz, someone rated me down. THE WORLD IS ENDING.

NAWH MAH GOOD FOR NUTHIN DADDEH NEVAR TOUAGHT ME THAT THER GAMZE BUT I KNOWS SOME AIRHOCKEY!

AYYEE THAT MUH GAME UP IN HERE SO000 WE COULD STILL PLAYYYY

o________________o OAH! SOMEONE FORGOTES TO TELL MEH AN EXPANION CAME OUT !! WTF YO WHEN I LOGONINS NOBODIE WANTS A PARDEH WITH DERF!

i bet Derf will play FFXIV as a quiet taru who never uses caps lock or shift

^^)/ I do.
I think it's hilarious to picture some crazy galka talking like that. >_>

And honestly the rating system is meaningless in a thread like this. XD

-3, how could you all?!

I'm gonna go level DRK now.

>_______> I AINT GUNNA PACK MAH GOODNESSES IN A LIL OL FELLA YO!!! MY MUSKLES TOO DANG OL BIGGS FOR YA'ALL !!! BUT I DUNNO MAN FANTAI FORTHTEEN LOOKES DUMB AND I SEES NO GALKERS CEPT SOME FAKE WANNA BEE GALKER WITH NO DANG OL TAIL WTF THAT STOPID HOW Y'ALLL GUNNA KICK *** FROMA LL DIRECTIUN THE MOBBIE AINT GUNNA GEST BE LIKE... OH THAT GALKER HAS NO TAIL I'LL GESTT GIVE HIM A FRIENDLEH INVITERS....



................................NO!!! THAT AINT GUNNA BES WHA WUT HAPPEN YO! WHAT HAPPENS IS GOBBIE GUNNA PICK A FIGHT AINT GUNNA BE NICE!

They need to add that to XI.

Galka fighting with their tails too.

<3 Derfthegalka.

Are you still on Bismarck?

WUT YA MEEN BRODER I USE MAH TAIL FOR FIGHTIN, GRABBIN MAH BEERS AND TICKILING BOOBEHS!

Impossible; it's too thick to grab beers.

Now mithra tails are perfect for that, which is why they're only female.