I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.
(248): do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
(1-248): RUDE.
(248): I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
(1-248): outsmarted mickey deeeees
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(313): Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
(313): Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
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(586): But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
(586): Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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(925): If I come home wull u habe waffkes wiyth me
(713): We are going to sleep. but ill have you know they typos in
that last text made me laugh
(925): Listeb. We r cuddleing tonigjt and chilloing tomorrow. Keve
ythe door oipebn.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Edit: From page 698:
Eternaltriumph said:
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy *** he said what?"
Rowland (Shellholder) is on a long journey to getting laid, his adventures have failed him along the way, and he recently lost his man card. To get a better understanding of row, Alyria's skit should give you an idea.
Gilgamesh.Alyria said:
Bar scene:
We all go hang out at the bar, having beers and shots.
Chick walks in.
ET: Hey Row look at that chick that walked in.
Row: *turns* She's hot.
Urial: *laughs* Go ahead and make your move Row.
ET: Yea dude, go.
Krizz: Yea show us what you got.
Row: *Slams shot* Ok... Here goes. *walks over*
Urial: This is going to be epic. *cheers shot glass*
ET: This is going to be fucked up.
*40 secs passes and Row walks back to bar.*
ET: So...what's up?
Row: I dunno..I got so nervous that I um...
Urial: *laughing* Wtf did you say?!
Krizz: Man I think she doesn't look too happy.
Row: I know..I said "Hey, I'm Row..well my name isn't really Rowland but I play this video game and my screenanme is Rowland, so everybody calls me that. My name is Brandon though but you can call me Row if you want." and she responded with "No."
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) is one of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a *** involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Sagittario said:
-enters room to standing ovation-
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I am the latest sackholder to be issued to the Linkshell Ni.
Why you ask? Because I am from Ramuh and wear a shiny white subligar.
A bit about myself ~> I am Scottish, I wear lycra alot, I dont live on haggis, and I have been known to wear a kilt. When I finally go to a fanfest I intend to win the costume contest with my home made subligar.
We're starting this as page 738 I guess. If your post is on the top of the next page write the correct page number till we get at least page 1000. We broke the forums with the other thread. If you'd like a little Bio for yourself put it as your first post.
Everyone on Odin sucks, especially Blazza.
Rowland: Shellholder
Alyria: Pearlsack, obvious reasons
Ludoggy: Pearlsack, having high post count
#2: Pearlsack epeen purposes, doesnt do anything.
Sav: Pearlsack, being the token white girl
Everyone on Ramuh: Pearlsack (dasva, kiri, thunderz, haseyo) I took urial's pearlsack away because he's gay.
The ONLY THING I WILL EDIT FROM THIS IS A MISSPELLING. ALL OPINIONS ARE FINAL. Am I missing anyone?
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Let's start with yours truly. I'm ET, the lovable asshole whome has an endless bound for sarcasm and witty retorts. It is always direct though, and people can usually tell when I'm sarcastic. (almost always) Loves making stupid people cringe and beating attention whores with their kryptonite...ignore them.
Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight. He's rarely as sarcastic as I, but tends to be funnier, doing things like "/o/" and "*'.')" when you least expect it. Loves his dog, Duke.
Luelle is quiet, but snarky. Don't let her shyness fool you, she cuts deep. Loves lurking from the shadows and waiting to snap.
Tairyoku is my sync partner. She is just as sarcastic as I, except she's waaaay more indirect about it. And is a lot nicer unless provoked, or if you're being an extreme attention ***. She will smite thee! Loves long walks on the beach.
Lilbusta is someone who is mostly around while at work, unless shitface-bored. Not much I can say about him...he likes Bioshock? o.o Loves his downtime without his wife...she nags him about video games.
Ludoggy is the LS pedophile.He has an astronomical postcount. Loves asian girls. (not women.)
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Loves randomness and not getting his bike stolen.
Celene is like Row in the sense of "shy" and is his Sync partner. She hates to be hit on, so just don't. Barely around anymore. Loves when people avoid certain topics.
Rowland is a more shyer member, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. We make fun of Row for his need to dig himself into a hole, reminding us in how long he hasn't been laid. Loves video games and skirt chasing.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work. Owns an xbox and barely uses it from what I see. ;_; Plays FFXI with his girlfriend, Iza. He likes to punch if you call her his wife. D: Loves fast food.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others. Also the LS active moderator. She still owes me a FUCKING PASTELE. Loves her daughter.
Citag is a pretty chill person who hits on Row for shits and giggles. He's usually upbeat, and I have yet to see him in an arguement or some form of drama. Which is respectable. Loves appletinis and Rowland.
Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now). Barely around anymore. Loves Salvage and supposedly not getting attention.
Savannah is kind of a wayward member who jumps in, makes a small scene for a half page, then leaves. Loves UFC.
Dasva is the ex military man who in the past was really emo, but lately has settled down and become a lot more easy to be around. Not sure what caused it, but hey. Don't complain about improvements! Loves random convos.
Bartimaeus is known only for his mustache and has rose him to FFXIAH legend status. Loves WHM/NIN and avoiding drama in FFXI.
Pikachu is odd. :D Not much comes to mind that I can classify her as, except known for usually having a differet Pikachu avatar every few days. Loves staying away from Lightning Stones.
Excesspain isn't a normal regular, but he's in the LS at the time of writing this, and he came to mind. Loves Castlevania.
Zekky is another in-out kinda guy. Normally contributes to the "*** O.o" convos. Also known by association is his wife, Miji, who is famous for trying to nom Zekky's brains. Loves video games and showers.
Haseyo lurks here out of boredom and because he's been posting longer than most of us here. He recently quit FFXI, but stays in the LS because we normally avoid XI talk. Loves skirt chasing on his campus.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooodum is known for having about 36 O's in their name. Usually stays out of drama from what I know, and is another ancient poster. Loves being a mithra.
Hypnotizd is known for his FFVI avatar, and loving halo like nobody else ever has ever in the history of everdom. He loves his Maat's Cap. (Yes, he has one)
Miemo is the LS Swedish guy. We love him because on our group trip to Swed, he will be our translator and help us get laid. Yay, Miemo. He usually is around with a friend, who hasn't been around in so long I forget his name and he doesn't deserve a bio. Loves being from somewhere that the women are so fucking hot.
Urial is another Ramuh person (we're swarmed with them, I *** you not. They're the AH locust) who runs his own LS with his GF. Has been seen going to war with Krizz over Dynamis areas, which always cause lol's instead of drama. Loves paladin.
Side noteA: If you were not included, at the time this was made, I forgot you. Or I intentionally left you out to avoid dealing with your memory. If I feel a name should be added at a later date, I will ask Row to edit this post.
Side noteB: Dasva, Lilbusta, Krizz and I are all military(or ex >.>) men. We will beat you with a hammer if you cause an issue. If that fails, Aly will topicban your face. YEASUN.
Side NoteC: The term "sync" is used to define the person who you think is most like you. Except with an opposite reproductive organ.
