Haseyo's Log

Haseyo's made up adventures in FFXIV

Haseyo's Adventure Log: Day I, Hour I
Can't find where the *** I'm supposed to turn this stupid adventurer's coupon in.
7 people are following me asking me where to turn it in, too.

Haseyo's Adventure Log: Day I, Hour II
I traded in this coupon and got *** 3 gil! what am I supposed to buy with 3 gil!?
I'm going out to kill monsters out side as a warrior with this free onion dagger I got.

Day I, Hour III.
After we found the coupon man, and a guard randomly yells to announce to everyone to run inside their mog houses.
We didn't listen.
Raise please. Town under siege.

Haseyo's Adventure Log: Day I, Hour IV

Siege over. Went outside.
Got killed 6 times in a row by a rabbit.
Onion Dagger sucks.
I got a skill sphere but don't know how to use it.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day I, Hour V

Who is this *** raping my corpse?
Oh, hi Thunderz... >.<
CAN ANYONE REZ ME WTF?!?

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day I, Hour VI
Wow game is out for 6 hours and there is already a level 60 whm. But this guy wont raise me D=
Oh woe is me.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day I, Hour VII

Thunderz is still running away from me in town because I'm Galka and he's Taru. I will sit on you. Resistance is futile. STAND STILL YOU LITTLE ***!

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day I, Hour VIII

It seem this sphere skills allow me to scan mobs....

[Scans] Easy prey

[Scans] Decent challenge

[Scans] Impossible to ...gaw-

It seems a NM bunny pops in this bunny camp x.x

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day I, Hour IX.

This guy is already capped out on his level, then called me a loser. He then proceeded to shout where his mog house was, and how to use the AH.

Also, there was a Mithra offering lap dancers for gil. I feel oddly at home.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day I, Hour XII.
12 hours and still playing...maybe I should take a break?
I just noticed as a galka I dont have a tail...hmmm...
A JP guy gave me a free sword. Hope its better then this doinky dagger!

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day 1, Hour XIII

Just put my flag up for my very first party...
YAY INVITE!!!
Long *** run to camp, this stuff is scary!
Just got booted for being "teh gimp" cuz of my new sword. >.<
*** elitists ALREADY?!?!

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day 1, Hour XVII
still looking party...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day 2 Hour 700

Wake up to realize that my moogle has been staring at me all night.
He made coffee, which was ok. I check the plant pot and it needed a crystal, so I fed it a Fire Crystal.
Sun's shinin outside, I can see Mithras walking around, tails twitching as they gossip.
Today might be a great day...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day 2 Hour 3

Picking a fight with a mutant fish bird thing...
It just cast "Deathga"

...

Anyone got any Phoenix Downs?

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day 2 Hour 6

I finally managed to get to level 5, I decided to trade in my Onion Dagger for a pair of Cesti as a MNK.
I love double fisting bunnies, makes me feel like a man.

uh...

That's not suppose to happen.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day 2 Hour 8

After reaching level 6 from smashing bunnies faces, I was still looking for party, then got a /tell saying galka is "teh gimp" of the game.
Guess its time to delete this and start anew

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day II Hour VIII.V

I had my first GM Jail experience after cursing out someone who called me gimp.
Looks like this game has Overdrives based on player to player enmity. I also learned I could use it on party members.
Boy was it worth it.

P.S: The JP Onry Taru is back and is across the cell from mine. I feel so racist talking to her, all I can do is lol...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day III, Hour VII

The door to my cell opens, and look whose standing there, Shantotto herself.

Turns out that the GMs have been trying to get at the new players, so she's been bailing them out.

So she PLs me until I hit level 10 cz I needed my first mission. I wonder what kind of crazy ***they'll have me go through this time?

P.S... I banged that JP onry Taru, apparently the word SEX means the same in both languages.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day IV Hour I

I awoke to see my moogle staring at me as usual.. this time he spun in circles when I talked to him. I think this moogle does crack, I wonder why my gil sometimes comes up short.

The Taru I banged messaged me today...

"Dear Haseyo.
Im prego. Hope your having a good morning.
<3 JP Orny Taru."

I wonder if they have welfare in this game??

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day IV Hour III

I try to level some more, but get to 1 tnl to lvl 11. Someone tells me i have to do a limit break. I cry.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day V Hour 3

Got arrested today by SE police force...
"Nonpayment of child support"
WTF?!

I'm getting used to this whole GM jail thing...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day V Hour 4
This time in jail there was a bigger Galka in there...he called me over a few times to "cradle his balls"
I'm scared...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day VI Hour I

After dodging the officials I finally got my 1st quest. Npc Told me to climb some sort of mountain in the far East and there should be easy treasure o.o! I heard nothing but good things about guess ill start shouting for members

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day V Hour 8:05

Oh. ***. There IS no windy in XIV.

...

Yeah. So I just got my face kicked in by a tentacled monster. I took a pic and plan to send them to Ludoggy. He seems to like that kind of stuff.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day VI Hour 700

I wake up to see my moogle spinning around in circles, a lot more than usual. I'm starting to believe he's truly doing meth.

I'm still on the lamb since my escape from GM Jail, they haven't found me yet.

I usually hide out in Giddeus, that way I can level up. Only problem was, I forgot I needed to do LB1 to get passed level 10. God damn you SE.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day VI Evening

Going to alt-tab from FFXIV to go change my ffxiah forum flag. today i feel very genghis-khanish, mongolia it is.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day VI

I saw TYF00N walking around. We made some baby's and used them a meat shields.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day VII Hour 1

Got stuck running and couldn't stop. Spent 20 minutes walking into a wall.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day VII Hour II
I'm learning that this game is just like Final crab battle...
so many crabs to kill...so little exp

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day VII Hour IV(4)

After putting ice on my face from that 20 minute wall walk, I am finally at the level to start heading to Valkrum for a party.

Unfortunately, I don't have a map of the area, so I just wandered around until I found a zone. As I entered the zone, I had a moment where I realized I am not suppose to be here.

"OHSHI~!... IS BUNE!"

{Run away!}

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day VII Hour V

I stumbled upon Selbina finally! I wanted to find a shop to buy food from, those rabbits are tough >.>

Instead I found a guy selling Onion gear. Wtf I do with onion gear???

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day VII Hour V 1/2

After selling some rabbit skins, I bought some onion gear. Had to pawn that sword the JP guy gave me too - MNK style now!

Something smells.... Think I need a shower.