This should be a laugh.
A popular theme for off topic conversation on forums are questions which users post the response to. I was just browsing through some items and wondered, "Why don't Phalanx Rings give you Phalanx?" So let's get it rolling... It's simple, you say "Have you ever wondered why..." and say something unusual, weird or plain nonsense about FFXI you found amusing! Okay so here goes:
Have you ever wondered why Phalanx Rings don't give you Phalanx?
Have You Ever Wondered Why... FFXI Style!
Have you ever wondered why... FFXI Style!
lol actually I thought of that the other day browsing in the ah lol theres a few things i wonder why some items are called what they are and dont do crap
Alyria said:
lol actually I thought of that the other day browsing in the ah lol theres a few things i wonder why some items are called what they are and dont do crap
You broke the pattern! First reply.. Well that failed! :(
Try putting it into the question! I'd fix your post for you but I couldn't figure out how xD
:( I'm sorry /cry
Why do imps look like flying fetus's?
Why do imps look like flying fetus's?
Have you ever wondered why Rabbit Pie contains no rabbits?
Have you ever wondered why one Squid Sushi recipe doesn't have Squid in?
Mithkabobs contain no Mithra?
why galka sausage not made of galka?
Ever wondered why Goblin Mushpot looks like Trix Cereal mixed with beef broth?
Alyria said:
why galka sausage not made of galka?
:x No comment @ that lol. I think most Galkas will tell you "It's all Galka baby" if you ask them.
Ever wondered why no Aquarian Abjuration drops off of a Fish or in a Watery zone?
I read somewhere that galkas are considered "asexual" or, have no sexual feelings. I think that secretly they reproduce by budding >.>
Sterling said:
I read somewhere that galkas are considered "asexual"
Barmat? <.<
Alyria said:
Why do imps look like flying fetus's?
I lol'd >.>
Ever wonder why PUP was given Mage gear? o_o
Have you ever wondered why a crab wouldn't drop a crab shell?
Erikthecleric said:
Ever wonder why PUP was given Mage gear? o_o
Because they want them to main heal, duh!
That's why RNG got Vermillion Cloak! /WHM and spam Holy Bolts with staff equipped, Spirit Taker and proceed curing as normal. Yes, I know RNG's can't use Spirit Taker, but I hardly see what that's got to do with anything!
Ever wondered why I argue with myself when there's so many compotent people to do it for me?
Wooooodum said:
Ever wondered why I argue with myself when there's so many compotent people to do it for me?
lol wut
why cant se make a traveling moogle!?
Why can't I see over a pebble or crack when I'm trying to shoot something, but Tonberries can aggro through doors?
Xxnumbertwoxx said:
Why can't I see over a pebble or crack when I'm trying to shoot something, but Tonberries can aggro through doors?
lmao
Why do people cast bind on a worm?
Why do mandys in the Sarutabaruta region always drop mail products? Are they the Tarutaru postal workers?
Why does PUP have higher throwing skill than hand to hand yet require use of an animator?
Why do heceyes mobs aggro via sound when they have many eyes?
The list could go on my friends...
Why do heceyes mobs aggro via sound when they have many eyes?
The list could go on my friends...
Have you ever wonder why...
Hedgehog Pie is made from buffalo meat?
Hedgehog Pie is made from buffalo meat?
Why does DRK get higher elemental magic skill and only gets up to thunder 2 yet has lower enfeebling skill and access to sleep 2?
Why does a Cup of Chai last for 3 hours and only gives you charisma +2 and Vitality -2.....?
Why can Dancer wield knives but not daggers? SOOOO annoying...
Have you ever wondered why you could literally stand nose to nose with a Bugbear, pull out your bow and arrow, fire, and miss?
Have you ever wondered why you get the message: You cannot see the (insert random mob here) when you damn well can see it! its right there,,,on your screen, right there, where you can see it.
Edit: *Grumble* Don't tell me what I can and can't see....
Edit: *Grumble* Don't tell me what I can and can't see....
I always wondered why I had to walk around to get up a platform no higher than a curb.
I also wondered why small wooden picket fences completely block a chocobo's running path like a brick wall.
I also wondered why small wooden picket fences completely block a chocobo's running path like a brick wall.
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